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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young WAITRESS named MIKE. He was OUT HUGGING in the FANTASTIC forest when he met YELLOW DAVE, a run-away POSTAL WORKER from the BRIGHT Queen DIANE.
MIKE could see that YELLOW DAVE was hungry so he reached into his PLASTIC BOX and give him his WONDERFUL GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN. YELLOW DAVE was thankful for MIKE's GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN, so he told MIKE a very EYE POPPING story about Queen DIANE's daughter MARISSA. How her mother, the BRIGHT Queen DIANE, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic TOY FOX TERRIER, because MARISSA was so BEAUTIFUL.
MIKE TALKED. He vowed to YELLOW DAVE the POSTAL WORKER that he would save the BEAUTIFUL MARISSA. He would CHEW the TOY FOX TERRIER, and take MARISSA far away from her eveil mother, the BRIGHT Queen DIANE, and SLEEP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a MOROSE RAIN and YELLOW DAVE the POSTAL WORKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic TOY FOX TERRIER from his story. BRIGHT Queen DIANE RAN out from behind a SMILEY FACE TONUE RING and struck MIKE dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a FART.
THE END.
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