Erin posts stuff because someone said so: Day 8

Apr 08, 2015 23:35

Look at all the empty spaces I still have open! Go suggest me something to post about!

andrea_deer asked me Zombie apocalypse. Plans? Strategies? Preferred teammates? Or had it never crossed your mind?

I have thought about potential zombie apocalypses, for sure. However, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't survive long. I'd love to think that I could and I know some better strategic maneuvers to use whilst in the midst of one but I don't know how well I'd do.

I don't think I've really thought about it since I've been in Alberta, which is still very "foreign" to me, despite me being out here for 9 years. The area I'm in is small city but tightly packed. I think I'd want to get out of this area to somewhere more rural or outskirt-ish, but I don't know where would be best. Also, people out here tent to stick to their own so I'd run the risk of having my head blown off by a skittish survivor skulking around anywhere.

I'd probably have to have someone with me to watch my back but I don't know who I'd take. My mom likely wouldn't be one, ngl. I kind of DON'T want anyone with me but at the same time I think I would at least want someone there with me when I inevitably kicked it. And if I didn't die during the actual outbreak I'd probably die during the rebuild of society from some kind of disease or I'd piss someone off with all the new rules and I'd get knifed or something. Not even fronting on that one, I'd mouth off to the wrong person and, "whoops! Knife slip!"

I'm pretty sure I'd want to carry a machete, though. Or a big knife, although I'd stand a better chance of cutting myself up that way. I think I would be better with a machete and guns, of course, have replaceable parts and can get jammed up or run out of ammo.

There's an exercise program based on the zombie apocalypse, did you know? I've thought about using it to get into shape but I forgot about it until this question, LOL. It's not the "zombies! run!" app but there was something else, or so I thought. When you google it there are a bunch of things that come up but not exactly what I remember. Maybe I should try the ZR app again.

ANYWAY.

Basically, I wouldn't survive long. I'm out of my element out here and know it wouldn't be wise to stay hunkered down in my house. Too much exposure and potential for not just zombies but looters.

fandom: memes

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