Memesy - Day 7

Jul 21, 2013 23:35

I'm a bit behind on this but I expected as much.

I'm on VACATION! I don't know what to do with myself. Hmmm.



So by pet "hates" it should be pet "peeves", right? Cause other than Gracie's breath and that she licks all the time I don't have any pet hates.

Anyway. I have a lot of pet peeves.

Pen clickers. Gum snappers. WHISTLING. People who sit outside a house and honk for the person they're waiting for (unless it's a cab, anyway). Slow drivers. People who don't signal. People who talk on their cells while driving without a hands-free option. The slow line at the grocery store (which I ALWAYS pick, no matter what. If you're ever behind me in a store in line I'M SORRY!). When my TV signal breaks up. When the internet goes down. People who get my name wrong (why in the HELL would you think my name is Darren? I don't SOUND like a man). People who talk through my shows. Customers touching my computer screen (and sometimes with a PEN. I WILL smack you down, fuckers!). When my milk spoils before the best before date.

I could probably continue if I thought harder.

fandom: memes

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