Fun On the Run With Free Time and the Bun
I don't boast, I don't brag, but I love to act bad!
I was about to report early this morning about some tomfuckery but you know what? I'm the Head Bitch in Charge -- I am not interested in smashing peanuts into peanut butter -- I already know bitches ain't shit, so why talk about it? Too busy getting all the pieces of the empire puzzle to fit together. Going aggressive -- I'm thinking about putting up 100 sites using my already-tested product creation formula. It'll be aggressive, tiring, and ...what else is new? Work hard, play hard. And mmm, I have a feeling I'm going to be doin' a lil' bit of both this weekend.
Ran into Nicole the Hustler, learned hubbycakes hit the door and now he's got a new girlfriend. Tried to get in where he fit in on her the other day -- such a waste of space, I swear. I don't even do relationships because -- tsch, too much tomfuckery. I'd rather be running around like a boss bitch and showin' off my skirts and tall boots, but I'm a little crazy like that. Plus, a boyfriend would get in the way of my yaoi smut time. You know he can't hang with the tentacles. It's twice the cock without twice the problems. *smirks*
Tho -- this chick was all melons and smiles on me in Subway -- damn -- was it the pinstripes, girlness? OH YEAH! The guy behind her was irritated because her melons (jesus, she was stacked like a bookcase and I suddenly had a craving to use my library card) were distracting me from ordering my sandwich. Sorry to be overly perverted today -- but wow. She was a tease though -- it's not like I got her number or anything. But yeaaah, show your little plus size careerist some love! all riiiight. :D
Client tried to shove some last minute political pork down into my clear day -- aw, hell no. I was playing Monopoly on pogo -- I love Monopoly because it involves money and building properties quickly :D Can't you tell?
I'm on a paper chase like you wouldn't believe, but I made time to tell JT-Daddy happy birthday and spend time with him. Aww, I love my daddy. I'm blessed to have two very protective men watching over me, and that makes me hellaciously happy. Cannot wait to get this empire firing on all cylinders so I can buy daddy a house. His house now is so bad. So so bad. JT and I are working hard to make that happen and I'm not in the business of failure.
I know, blah blah life, where the fuck is the smut?
Y'all know I'm coming through with the good lines soonish. I'm writing Clearing His Frustrations while I figure out how to start the Can't Catch Me! story arc for Sittin' Sideways (both stories are RenIchi)
Hard story? Crescent Moon Taking, Soul Reaper Breaking -- I love it because it's definitely Way Out There-series worthy -- I'm going to break me a shinigami :D I gotta return to the chessboard once in a while -- as much as I love RenIchi, I always tend to go easy on the chessboardery -- except for Lavender Scented Memories of Crimson -- so far, nobody's guessed right where that's going -- oh, Renji and Ichigo are going to have some challenges -- but they'll get through it together and that's what you fangirls like -- along with the hot sex and Ichigo's helpless fuck faces. Yay, fuck faces.
Long post is starting to get long, and sleepy writer is sleepy. I need to take my 64 squares and get ready for bed -- got places to be tomorrow :) Oh -- I had to get my icons back. For that icon. Nngh. Argh. Mmm. Renji looks all sinister and it makes me want to eat him. Or maybe get devoured. I have no idea, just give me the Renji :)
I was about to report early this morning about some tomfuckery but you know what? I'm the Head Bitch in Charge -- I am not interested in smashing peanuts into peanut butter -- I already know bitches ain't shit, so why talk about it? Too busy getting all the pieces of the empire puzzle to fit together. Going aggressive -- I'm thinking about putting up 100 sites using my already-tested product creation formula. It'll be aggressive, tiring, and ...what else is new? Work hard, play hard. And mmm, I have a feeling I'm going to be doin' a lil' bit of both this weekend.
Ran into Nicole the Hustler, learned hubbycakes hit the door and now he's got a new girlfriend. Tried to get in where he fit in on her the other day -- such a waste of space, I swear. I don't even do relationships because -- tsch, too much tomfuckery. I'd rather be running around like a boss bitch and showin' off my skirts and tall boots, but I'm a little crazy like that. Plus, a boyfriend would get in the way of my yaoi smut time. You know he can't hang with the tentacles. It's twice the cock without twice the problems. *smirks*
Tho -- this chick was all melons and smiles on me in Subway -- damn -- was it the pinstripes, girlness? OH YEAH! The guy behind her was irritated because her melons (jesus, she was stacked like a bookcase and I suddenly had a craving to use my library card) were distracting me from ordering my sandwich. Sorry to be overly perverted today -- but wow. She was a tease though -- it's not like I got her number or anything. But yeaaah, show your little plus size careerist some love! all riiiight. :D
Client tried to shove some last minute political pork down into my clear day -- aw, hell no. I was playing Monopoly on pogo -- I love Monopoly because it involves money and building properties quickly :D Can't you tell?
I'm on a paper chase like you wouldn't believe, but I made time to tell JT-Daddy happy birthday and spend time with him. Aww, I love my daddy. I'm blessed to have two very protective men watching over me, and that makes me hellaciously happy. Cannot wait to get this empire firing on all cylinders so I can buy daddy a house. His house now is so bad. So so bad. JT and I are working hard to make that happen and I'm not in the business of failure.
I know, blah blah life, where the fuck is the smut?
Y'all know I'm coming through with the good lines soonish. I'm writing Clearing His Frustrations while I figure out how to start the Can't Catch Me! story arc for Sittin' Sideways (both stories are RenIchi)
Hard story? Crescent Moon Taking, Soul Reaper Breaking -- I love it because it's definitely Way Out There-series worthy -- I'm going to break me a shinigami :D I gotta return to the chessboard once in a while -- as much as I love RenIchi, I always tend to go easy on the chessboardery -- except for Lavender Scented Memories of Crimson -- so far, nobody's guessed right where that's going -- oh, Renji and Ichigo are going to have some challenges -- but they'll get through it together and that's what you fangirls like -- along with the hot sex and Ichigo's helpless fuck faces. Yay, fuck faces.
Long post is starting to get long, and sleepy writer is sleepy. I need to take my 64 squares and get ready for bed -- got places to be tomorrow :) Oh -- I had to get my icons back. For that icon. Nngh. Argh. Mmm. Renji looks all sinister and it makes me want to eat him. Or maybe get devoured. I have no idea, just give me the Renji :)