Strangle a Tree Lyrics

[marisa1039]

-Take that, mother nature! Fucking bitch. There goes the ozone layer!

--Oh, you're just so incorrigible, yes you are, yes you are!

-I'm just trying to do my decadent best.

--Why don't you sing a song about it?

-Why, I think I will!

I'd rather strangle a tree than hug it
Wrap my hands 'round it's trunk and tug it
Rip it up from the ground
Chop it up, pass around
It's logs for burning, yes burning
I love it.

I'd rather strangle a tree than hug it
The tree's life support, unplug it
Who needs a tree? Not me.
Screw your ecology!
Keep your environment
Shove it!

Rainforest-schmainforest...
Fuck it!

I'd rather strangle a tree than hug it
It's a much better place without it
Get out of my face, I need a wide open space
Beverly Hills, we love it

Eucalyptus, elm and palm
I choke them with my bare arms
Cherry and cedar and maple
Will serve me much better as tables
Cypress, sequoia and pine
I'll strangle them one at a time

Timberrrrrrr!

I'd rather strangle a tree than hug it
She'd rather strangle a tree than hug it
I'd rather strangle a tree than hug it

--That was great, but your hair got a little messed up during that extravagant musical number.

-Never you mind Mr. Gay Hairdresser Man, I come fully prepared.