In keeping with my new year's tradition....
New Year's resolutions that I can't fail at:
1. Procrastinate more. When asked if I have finished something, give the excuse "I work better under pressure."
2. Be clumsier. Instead of knocking over that glass of red-colored beverage twice, why not go for three times?
3. Spend hours googling useless information that will serve no practical purpose in my daily life.
4. Have more random bruises of unknown origin. Correlates well with resolution #2.
5. Quit smoking. I had to thrown in one that wasn't self-destructive.
Happy new year, everyone!
1. Procrastinate more. When asked if I have finished something, give the excuse "I work better under pressure."
2. Be clumsier. Instead of knocking over that glass of red-colored beverage twice, why not go for three times?
3. Spend hours googling useless information that will serve no practical purpose in my daily life.
4. Have more random bruises of unknown origin. Correlates well with resolution #2.
5. Quit smoking. I had to thrown in one that wasn't self-destructive.
Happy new year, everyone!