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I woke up this morning and came downstairs to find that Turbo had barfed all over the kitchen floor. When I went to get a wal-mart bag to put the cleaned up barf in, I stepped on a pointed jagged carpet staple and screamed. Thanks, Charlie. Don't get out of bed or anything when I am screaming and moaning.
Last night I dreamed that I somehow found a tame female Lion (yes, Lion) and that I was letting her + her cubs (which, were for SOME reason black and white like Turbo) stay with me because it was the weekend and Animal Control was closed. Turbo loved playing with them. I was even signed up for some race for some cause, so I took the Lions + Turbo with me and had them all on leashes to run the race. I saw this cute little girl on the sidelines when I was waiting for the race to start and I asked her who her favorite Lion King character was and she said it was Simba's mom. I asked her if she wanted to meet Simba's mom in real life and her parents were like, wtf? and I pointed to the Lion that I had with me and they got pissed at me for even suggesting that their little kid should go up to such a wild and unpredictable creature. I just shrugged and walked away. I also dreamed that at some point during the time I had the Lions,
iheartdc , Royall,
wewritethesong and I went to KFC and they forgot to give me some macaroni and cheese with my meal so I went back up to ask for some and this old ass employee dude started hitting on me and making me feel really uncomfortable. I told the manager to fire him. And that's all I remember.
I have to be at the shelter in 2 hours. I am taking a lot of books.
OH OH OH!
how could I forget?! Btw, I was dicking around on Craigslist and some how it came to be that I applied for this Nanny Job... in Puerto Vallarta MEXICO. WTF was I thinking? yet. If I get it? my ass is SO there.
Last night I dreamed that I somehow found a tame female Lion (yes, Lion) and that I was letting her + her cubs (which, were for SOME reason black and white like Turbo) stay with me because it was the weekend and Animal Control was closed. Turbo loved playing with them. I was even signed up for some race for some cause, so I took the Lions + Turbo with me and had them all on leashes to run the race. I saw this cute little girl on the sidelines when I was waiting for the race to start and I asked her who her favorite Lion King character was and she said it was Simba's mom. I asked her if she wanted to meet Simba's mom in real life and her parents were like, wtf? and I pointed to the Lion that I had with me and they got pissed at me for even suggesting that their little kid should go up to such a wild and unpredictable creature. I just shrugged and walked away. I also dreamed that at some point during the time I had the Lions,
iheartdc , Royall,
wewritethesong and I went to KFC and they forgot to give me some macaroni and cheese with my meal so I went back up to ask for some and this old ass employee dude started hitting on me and making me feel really uncomfortable. I told the manager to fire him. And that's all I remember.
I have to be at the shelter in 2 hours. I am taking a lot of books.
OH OH OH!
how could I forget?! Btw, I was dicking around on Craigslist and some how it came to be that I applied for this Nanny Job... in Puerto Vallarta MEXICO. WTF was I thinking? yet. If I get it? my ass is SO there.