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so i went to the park today.
it was awesome. i appreciate pedro, pablo, and patricio that went, as well as krystin (don't have a spanish name for you yet... skank-o? jk) most fun i had in a long time. nothing but work for me. they helped me finally get on a roller coaster. rode the roadrunner and the superman. events on superman:
(riding up)
patrick: ...and i wanted to be a pilot....
--2 foot drop--
me: oh, that wasnt so bad.... crap...
--500 million foot drop--
me:...where's my wallet? oh yeah, inside my stomach...
--turns, corkscrew, loop, end--
me: i think i just had a miscarriage
and most of the day consisted of hooker-jokes aimed at krystin all starting with me and patrick talkin about loose things.
too many jokes to put em all here. but they were good.
so standing in line at the waterpark, i got to thinking. a guy will never stop thinking about girls. it's nature. but once they find someone they connect with, something changes. they'll continue thinking of other girls, and talk to them, but they will always be drawn to the one they connected with. no matter what they try, their thoughts seem to lead them back to square one.
no real relevance on that subject, just figured i'd share.
-el mario
it was awesome. i appreciate pedro, pablo, and patricio that went, as well as krystin (don't have a spanish name for you yet... skank-o? jk) most fun i had in a long time. nothing but work for me. they helped me finally get on a roller coaster. rode the roadrunner and the superman. events on superman:
(riding up)
patrick: ...and i wanted to be a pilot....
--2 foot drop--
me: oh, that wasnt so bad.... crap...
--500 million foot drop--
me:...where's my wallet? oh yeah, inside my stomach...
--turns, corkscrew, loop, end--
me: i think i just had a miscarriage
and most of the day consisted of hooker-jokes aimed at krystin all starting with me and patrick talkin about loose things.
too many jokes to put em all here. but they were good.
so standing in line at the waterpark, i got to thinking. a guy will never stop thinking about girls. it's nature. but once they find someone they connect with, something changes. they'll continue thinking of other girls, and talk to them, but they will always be drawn to the one they connected with. no matter what they try, their thoughts seem to lead them back to square one.
no real relevance on that subject, just figured i'd share.
-el mario