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im hella bored so im going to talk about movies.
the ringer.
it's a movie about johnny knoxville's character pretending to be retarded and going into the special olympics, then proceeding to attempt to beat the retards to win money and medals and stuff. sounds good, if it hadn't already been done by south park in one of their episodes.
glory hole road.
it's been compared to Remember the Titans, so it's probably supposed to be about 'breaking down racial barriers' and 'destroying stereotypes.' this from a film about black people who are good at basketball.
king kong.
it looks pretty nice, it's got that fat lard from LOTR behind it. i wanna see it.
narnia.
this movie will probably be successful with stupid 'tweens' who will be saying 'omgwot their r narnea b00ks n0w?!1five.' i think i will see it since i've read the first book. all in all it will probably be a good movie.
fun with dick and jane.
jim carrey film equals box office success from stupid retarded humor. i guess it will probably be like Bruce Almighty or something, which they are making a sequel to btw.
cheaper by the dozen 2.
disney movie. hella stupid. that's all you need to know.
memoirs of a geisha.
stupid chick flick that makes lifetime look manly. i hope none of you guys have to suffer through it. no one gives a shit about the non-sex prostitutes of japan.
rumor has it.
i don't even know what the fuck this will be about but all i know is that jennifer aniston should stick to stupid non-funny Friends so i can not watch that, too.
harry potter 4.
shit be on fire. like a goblet of fire. go see it.
munich.
sounds like a cliche jew film but it will probably be more than that. go see it if you know the history behind it, if not go see it and be like everyone else, fucking poser. 'im a teenager, i have an opinion dur dur.'
the family stone.
what. the. fuck. im reading the yahoo summary now and i have no idea what the fuck is going on. don't see this film, it probably requires you to think to figure out what the hell is going on, instead of the plot being conveniently explained in soliloquies.
that's the important ones, anything else will probably be a waste of time as movies usually tend to be.
the ringer.
it's a movie about johnny knoxville's character pretending to be retarded and going into the special olympics, then proceeding to attempt to beat the retards to win money and medals and stuff. sounds good, if it hadn't already been done by south park in one of their episodes.
glory hole road.
it's been compared to Remember the Titans, so it's probably supposed to be about 'breaking down racial barriers' and 'destroying stereotypes.' this from a film about black people who are good at basketball.
king kong.
it looks pretty nice, it's got that fat lard from LOTR behind it. i wanna see it.
narnia.
this movie will probably be successful with stupid 'tweens' who will be saying 'omgwot their r narnea b00ks n0w?!1five.' i think i will see it since i've read the first book. all in all it will probably be a good movie.
fun with dick and jane.
jim carrey film equals box office success from stupid retarded humor. i guess it will probably be like Bruce Almighty or something, which they are making a sequel to btw.
cheaper by the dozen 2.
disney movie. hella stupid. that's all you need to know.
memoirs of a geisha.
stupid chick flick that makes lifetime look manly. i hope none of you guys have to suffer through it. no one gives a shit about the non-sex prostitutes of japan.
rumor has it.
i don't even know what the fuck this will be about but all i know is that jennifer aniston should stick to stupid non-funny Friends so i can not watch that, too.
harry potter 4.
shit be on fire. like a goblet of fire. go see it.
munich.
sounds like a cliche jew film but it will probably be more than that. go see it if you know the history behind it, if not go see it and be like everyone else, fucking poser. 'im a teenager, i have an opinion dur dur.'
the family stone.
what. the. fuck. im reading the yahoo summary now and i have no idea what the fuck is going on. don't see this film, it probably requires you to think to figure out what the hell is going on, instead of the plot being conveniently explained in soliloquies.
that's the important ones, anything else will probably be a waste of time as movies usually tend to be.