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I was at the pet supply store today to buy a new litterbox. Yay me. Anyway, they sell a cat toy called THING in a BAG. Apparently it's a mysterious THING trapped inside a brown paper bag that makes crinkly crackly noises. And they actually sell this. For money. I was dying to open it up and see what the THING was--I was hoping it might be a disembodied hand--but I did not.