Today's irritation actually started yesterday, when I saw some
news outlets reporting *
on the arrest of IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn for alleged sexual assault and attempted rape as a sex case or sex scandal. (Many of these headlines were later altered, but Roger Ebert repeated
the term in a tweet, showing that it had entered the consciousness, as it were.
No.
Just, no.
A sex scandal would have been Strauss-Kahn getting caught, say, with a bunch of hookers and a goat doing interesting things with pizza while wearing a bunny suit. Or Strauss-Kahn getting caught with one or two fellow politicians in, as they say, a compromising position. That's scandalous and gossipy and as long as nothing happens to the goat, scandal away and create all the silly headlines you want. I don't care.
But that is not what allegedly happened here. (
His lawyers say he has an alibi;
the New York Post is reporting that Strauss-Kahn will argue that the sex was consensual.) What allegedly happened included
grabbing the victim's breasts, dragging her into a bathroom, assaulting her, and forcing her to perform oral sex, in an assault bad enough for the Sofitel hotel to call New York police and risk offending an extremely well heeled customer who had just happily dropped $3000 a night on a hotel suite.
If this is true, this isn't a scandal. It's a crime. It's an assault. It's attempted rape, and let's make sure we keep referring to it that way.
* On the CNN business blog, drop down below the New York Post/Daily News pictures to "Will IMF Sex Scandal Hit EU bailout?"