Greetings!
Oh come oh come bloggers of Livejournal*,
and hear greetings not exactly vernal,
For some of you tis cold indeed,
while others say the heat will make them bleed,
but rejoice! Rejoice! Cookies are to be had,
And that makes everything so much less bad.
Avoid, avoid, the Star Wars holiday special,
To make your happiness quite ample!
...right. I am not allowed to write silly rhymes without coffee ever indeed. (It's worse knowing that frighteningly gifted poets occasionally read this journal - talk about intimidating.)
May your day be filled with joy and wonder, whether or not you celebrate, and remember that the Little One would very happily climb into your lap right now to be scratched, whoever and wherever you may be.
*Er, and Dreadwidth, of course. That probably would have been easier to rhyme, too. Curses! Time to get a cookie.
and hear greetings not exactly vernal,
For some of you tis cold indeed,
while others say the heat will make them bleed,
but rejoice! Rejoice! Cookies are to be had,
And that makes everything so much less bad.
Avoid, avoid, the Star Wars holiday special,
To make your happiness quite ample!
...right. I am not allowed to write silly rhymes without coffee ever indeed. (It's worse knowing that frighteningly gifted poets occasionally read this journal - talk about intimidating.)
May your day be filled with joy and wonder, whether or not you celebrate, and remember that the Little One would very happily climb into your lap right now to be scratched, whoever and wherever you may be.
*Er, and Dreadwidth, of course. That probably would have been easier to rhyme, too. Curses! Time to get a cookie.