It's far, far worse than we thought:

[mariness]

Flaming kamikaze squirrel sets car on fire.Yes, you are reading that correctly. A squirrel deliberately and maliciously set itself on fire and jumped on a Toyota Camry which then detonated

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[chattycatsmeow]

For some reason "Flying Kamikaze Squirrel" sounds like a fancy mixed drink with about eight kinds of liquor in it favoured by giggly college girls looking for a quick drunk.

Have I mentioned that the office I'm in now had been vacant for a while? And that I personally, have rounded up two different types of squirrels from inside the building?

[mariness]

Have you set these squirrels on fire?

[chattycatsmeow]

The first was a large female grey squirrel that I encountered in the back hallway while doing the initial security sweep for the day. After I let her out, I found her three naked babies huddled on the carpet. We called the wild life people though by the time they got there late in the afternoon we were down to 1 1/2 babies

[mariness]

See! Now they're going after our financial institutions!

This does present new IT challenges though.

[cardinalximinez]

If you fear them, then the squirrels have already one.

[palusbuteo]

[mariness]

I just want us all to remain on the alert.

[dragonbane]

Noooo, you don't! You're the SqrrlMaster aren't you!?!

...damn, our Sqrrl Overlords are cute. ;)

[palusbuteo]

[mariness]

And just below that, the squirrels even ADMIT to their plans for world domination!