This is beyond trivial (Once Upon a Time)

Mar 24, 2013 22:38

Of all the things I could be blogging about, this is hands down the least important, but it's bugging me and I need to get to sleep, so...



ABC, you had the WOODEN Pinocchio taken out by an ELECTRIC TASER? What nerves did the taser hit?

I realize that plausibility, not a goal for this show, but seriously?

Don't even get me started on mystical healing dragons hiding out in Hong Kong also apparently able to be downed by tasers, or Regina's "Yes, I'll just let the person with a CAMERA PHONE who has been taking VIDEO of my little magical town who ALSO has reason to hate me because he thinks I killed his father just, you know, head off," or the show's apparent effort to bring Neal and Emma together which AUUGH (my hopes that Robin Hood can end this pairing, slim, slim indeed especially after Snow White's Maid Marian moment earlier in the show), or the way the show both tries to assure us that Magic, It Has Rules, while changing said rules each episode to satisfy the contrivance fairy, or why on earth little boy Pinocchio kept his little hat when appearing in Maine since everyone else got normal contemporary clothing (Mary Margaret's coats remain the only saving grace of this show), or, or, or...

Right. I need sleep. More coherent and thoughtful rant on this, and updates on other things, later.

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