my coworkers have brain damage
coworker #1: "get a dog so big that you can ride it"
me: "why don't i just get a horse"
coworker #1: "aren't there restrictions on what roads a horse can go on? dogs can just go on the sidewalk"
coworker #2: "it'd be pretty sweet, take your horse on the highway, go in the HOV lane"
coworker #1: "horses are slow, they're like one horse power"
coworker #2: "get a big one"
coworker #1: "that's still one horse"
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coworker #2: "that's a beautiful painting
coworker #1: "that's not a painting. is it a painting lois?"
me: "it's not a painting, it's on a sheet of fabric"
coworker #2: "yeah that's what i said"
coworker #1: "that is NOT what you said"