Amusing
On the twelfth day of Christmas, marilynmichelle sent to me...
Twelve plays lightning
Eleven playwrights speeding
Ten dreams auditioning
Nine cigarettes acting
Eight thunderstorms a-driving
Seven crushes a-painting
Six margaritas a-directing
Five be-e-e-en folds
Four vanilla lattes
Three coffee grounds
Two garden gnomes
...and an insomnia in an astronomy.