Sherlock100 5/100 #30 Death
Title: To John H. Watson...
Characters: Sherlock/John
Prompt: I would LOVE to see the wills that all the characters have drawn up. I imagine quite a number of them might have some surprising and revealing bequests.
Word Count (if fiction): 224
Rating: PG
Summary: Sherlock's Last Will and Testament.
Spoilers: Series one
Warnings: Implied character death...you know, eventually
Last Will and Testament of
Sherlock Holmes
I, Sherlock S. Holmes, of 221B Baker Street, London, England, declare this as my Last Will and Testament.
Article I
Preliminary Declarations
I revoke all prior wills and condicils.
I am cohabiting a flat with John H. Watson and have no children.
Article II
Special Bequests and Devices
Hereafter, I will make declarations of those possessions of mine that are real, and to which individuals I would like them to be left.
To Mycroft J. Holmes, I leave the following items:
One (1) petrified engorged human stomach
To Martha L. Hudson, I leave the following items:
One (1) China tea cabinet
Eight (8) various gems that I have previously collected as payment
Six (6) months’ rent payable from my banking account
One (1) renter, who may need a reduction in rent payments in the wake of my passing
To Gregory F. Lestrade, I leave the following items:
Seventeen (17) Policeman badges
One (1) Orange shock blanket
One (1) box of crime scene photographs of dubious possession
One (1) collections of criminal literature novels
One (1) army doctor, with whom I trust you fully
To John H. Watson, I leave the following items:
One (1) human skull
One (1) sketch diary
Two (2) deduction journals
One (1) collection of records and compact disks
One (1) human heart (figurative)
Characters: Sherlock/John
Prompt: I would LOVE to see the wills that all the characters have drawn up. I imagine quite a number of them might have some surprising and revealing bequests.
Word Count (if fiction): 224
Rating: PG
Summary: Sherlock's Last Will and Testament.
Spoilers: Series one
Warnings: Implied character death...you know, eventually
Last Will and Testament of
Sherlock Holmes
I, Sherlock S. Holmes, of 221B Baker Street, London, England, declare this as my Last Will and Testament.
Article I
Preliminary Declarations
I revoke all prior wills and condicils.
I am cohabiting a flat with John H. Watson and have no children.
Article II
Special Bequests and Devices
Hereafter, I will make declarations of those possessions of mine that are real, and to which individuals I would like them to be left.
To Mycroft J. Holmes, I leave the following items:
One (1) petrified engorged human stomach
To Martha L. Hudson, I leave the following items:
One (1) China tea cabinet
Eight (8) various gems that I have previously collected as payment
Six (6) months’ rent payable from my banking account
One (1) renter, who may need a reduction in rent payments in the wake of my passing
To Gregory F. Lestrade, I leave the following items:
Seventeen (17) Policeman badges
One (1) Orange shock blanket
One (1) box of crime scene photographs of dubious possession
One (1) collections of criminal literature novels
One (1) army doctor, with whom I trust you fully
To John H. Watson, I leave the following items:
One (1) human skull
One (1) sketch diary
Two (2) deduction journals
One (1) collection of records and compact disks
One (1) human heart (figurative)