Laughter
Quotes from a wonderful Crack!fic by frecklesandink & rhetoriclove
MSN 1
guitar9hero: who the hell is this?
barcaboy4: IT’S GOD.
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guitar9hero: sergio, are you seriously listening to CESC?
guitar9hero: cesc, whose idea of entertainment is to watch "desperate housewives".
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barcaboy4: LOLOLOLOLOLROTFLMAO XDDDD
xabialonso: are you even speaking english?!
MSN 2
barcaboy4: ZOMG. IKER! ERTGHIJTYUHHRTGINJBYT
xabialonso: okay, now that can’t possibly mean anything.
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iker1: yep. am so going to kick balls at your head when we train together next.
barcaboy4: i'm so ready. 8D
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xabialonso: i think messi stole cesc's account idea.
iker1: oh. as if you would steal from someone who comes from catalan.
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xabialonso: sometimes cesc...you're just...you're not smart.
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iker1: ball in face, cesc. ball in face.
MSN 3
xabialonso: you make my brain hurt, cesc.
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barcaboy4: stfu, n00bs. u all think i am awesome.
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guitar9hero: bad for you?! can you imagine iker in the EPL?! we might as well just all lie down now and admit defeat.
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barcaboy4: that means nothing. just ask judas over there about his with atléti. >__>
guitar9hero: prepare to die
xabialonso: sometimes cesc, you need to just not talk.
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torrero15: why are you guys trying to lure him to your stupid, wet and gross country?
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xabialonso: you'd be happy at liverpool.
guitar9hero: all the cool spaniards are there.
barcaboy4: i'm not!
guitar9hero: i know. i said "cool"
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xabialonso: i think we may have to reassess our friendship, íker. manchester, of all places.
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torrero15: YOU'RE NOT LEAVING IKER! I WON'T LET YOU! I'LL CHAIN MYSELF TO YOUR CAR!
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xabialonso: god. i don't know why you guys bother adding me into these conversations.
xabialonso: its just sergio freaking out about something, nando threatening to kill cesc. and cesc, every time i talk to you here, i think i lose a few brain cells.
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torrero15: oh my god! gago just called and said he's actually considering using mousse instead of hair gel. ugh. stupid kids think they can play around with hair products like that. i have to go knock some sense into him. i'm out
MSN 4
torerro15: yeh, but still. david has a knack for choosing the freaks to room with.
dvilla: yes, like all the times im forced to room with you.
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barcaboy4:
wot, sry 4 wanking on da internet? hes not sorry, hes a moron
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barcaboy4: eskyooooose me. cesc fabregas > david "i am n00b" villa kthx.
dvilla: ...how does anyone understand what you say?
barcaboy4: dun pretend lyk ur better than me! ur netspeak > mine sometimes.
dvilla: ...shut up.
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guitar9hero: what the fuck? cesc is your disciple!
dvilla: uhmm no. i'm not taking credit for cesc!
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guitar9hero: i'm live in england, david, not under a rock. everyone knows.
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iker1: ...i don't know why i keep coming back on here. it always ends in tears.
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barcaboy4: oyes it is. iker= lives under rock. so. even ppl living under rocks knw abt ur new friend.
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torerro15: you're sharing a room with him. how can you have not talked to him?
dvilla: quite easily. its called not being around.
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guitar9hero: evacuated?!
xabialonso: all over a sex tape? i'm sure paris hilton didn't have to go through that.
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xabialonso: stevie said that wayne said ferguson wasn't happy becks was back in england.
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xabialonso: cesc...you worry me.
barcaboy4: ayam legend. XDDDD
dvilla: you are stupid. just be quiet.
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barcaboy4: ahahaha. u phail @ lyf, david. not knowing ur roommate's name.
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barcaboy4: ohaaayyy. its jus u & me, iker. :D
*iker1 has gone offline*
MSN 5
barcaboy4: if u go 2 chelsea, im neva talkin 2 u again, daveed.
dvilla: ...where do i sign?
xabialonso: don't be silly, david. liverpool, of course.
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dvilla: and then there's united.
barcaboy4: o__________O
barcaboy4: i would eat your soul.
dvilla: ....
dvilla: you are disturbing on so many levels.
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torrero15: SHOULDNT BE AN "IF". should just be "I LOVE SPAIN, IM NOT LEAVING. THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL."
xabialonso: ....
barcaboy4: o___________________O
guitar9hero: sergio...
barcaboy4: wow. i think u've scared them more then i ever have.
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iker1: why...why must i always be involved in this stupidity?
barcaboy4: coz ur iker.
iker1: can i be xabi then?
xabialonso: you'd still be here.
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dvilla: how about i move to...manchester united? save all the drama.
xabialonso: i do believe there was a problem with you moving to manchester.
barcaboy4: y. me in his body, eatin up hiz soul.
xabialonso: right, that. i think your soul's pretty important, david.
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torrero15: I AM PERFECTLY SENSEFUL.
xabialonso: that's not a word.
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barcaboy4: AHAHAHAHA. ohai, pot. my name is kettle.
torrero15: ...what?
xabialonso: pot calling the kettle black.
torrero15: WHAT?! I DIDN'T CALL ANYONE BLACK.
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torrero15: i wont. everyone leaves in the end. ill just go sit in the corner and be alone.
iker1: uhhhm...i'm still here?
torrero15: all alone, nobody to talk to. nobody caring about me.
iker1: HELLO?!?!?!?
torrero15: ill start training with myself. in the corner of the pitch.
iker1: i give up.
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barcaboy4: honestleee sergipoo, i think all that conditioner's seepin in2 ur brainz.
torrero15: stfu cesc. my hair pwns yours
barcaboy4: OHAY. NETSPEAK FTWEEEEEN. i 4give ur insolence coz ur pwnage n3+5p34k. XDDDDDDD
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guitar9hero: i think a part of my soul has died.
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iker1: i can actually feel my i.q. dropping.
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iker1: cesc's disease is spreading. it's like the bubonic plague.
dvilla: tell me about it.
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xabialonso: sergio freaking out about your departure, cesc bullying him. i came to make sure cesc didn't make him cry.
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iker1: yeah, i'm going to leave soon though so looks like you'll be last again.
*barcaboy4 has left the conversation*
iker1: damn it.
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