Drabble: What Ryo really thinks of Jin
Title: What Ryo Really thinks about Jin...
Fandom: Ryo
Pairing: RyoPi Akame
Category: Drabble
NOTES: It's really short. I was just waiting for my Massu to show. THese two wanted to play.... SO THERE!! <3 enjoy.
There's nothing more annoying than a yappy chihuahua. THere's one next to me right now, his name is Jin. Akanishi Jin. And he's talking non-stop to me and yamapi about something I care nothing about. Yamashita seems amused. I'm annoyed. There goes another ruined lunch.
Who cares about Kame's new KFC Commercial? I don't fucking care if it's Kame NAKED drowning in gravy and saying it's 'Finger Lickin' Good'. So fucking what? And I am so not interested in seeing him gnaw a piece of chicken on television. If I want chicken, I'll go to the store and buy it myself without any help from some girly half-witted primadonna boxer wannabe who looks like he is going to fall over at first wind.
It was an otherwise peaceful lunch. I was getting ready to discuss something serious with Yamapi- i.e. the state of our relationship. I even brought it with me, in all it's shiny goodness, in a velvet box. I have contemplated about this a long time and I think I am finally ready to take the plunge. It was for this reason that I decided to take him out to this restaurant. This same ramen restaurant that we go to whenever we have important things to say, the same one we decided that we should be together. Our place, at our time.
It was all going so well. He was in a good mood and so was I. I was about to pop the question when his eyes lifted to see his best friend coming through the door with exciting news about his boyfriend. So, now, I was forced to wait. And believe me, waiting is not my forte, nor my cup of tea.
I wondered deep within me why of all the times to come to this place, Akanishi Jin would choose now. I guess he has had a radar out for me eversince we got together. He pops in at the weirdest times - like just before we make out or calls just before we turn down the lights. It annoys me - no it makes me boiling mad that he would get in the way of my sex, i mean... my love. Though, I doubt that he means any of it. Akanishi Jin is just plain stupid.
And by that, I mean the Rob Schneider kind of stupid. He just plain doesn't know how to read signs, or is just insensitive to them. I really don't know how Kame puts up with him and have put up with him for running three years now. But I am placing my money on sex. Really good sex. Plus, he's not bad arm candy.
I am only half listening to the jabber and blabber that this boy is doing right now. But, I guess, through it, he's not half as bad. Looks wise, he's pretty hot. And he's a good friend to my yamapi, he's not a bad singer either. He's funny and I have always wondered how it would feel to touch those lovely pecs. He's got a way with those pretty eyes of his that beckons to people and even I look sometimes.
Ah... shit, what the hell? Why am I thinking lustful thoughts about Bakanishi? I should be concentrating on giving this box to Yamapi. But, he's so close by. God, those lips... GODDAMN IT AKANISHI-CHIHUAHUA... STOP YAPPING. Your endless noise is annoying me and confusing me! GODDAMN IT!....
... but then again... Chihuahuas are cute.
SHIT. WHAT AM I THINKING?!
Fandom: Ryo
Pairing: RyoPi Akame
Category: Drabble
NOTES: It's really short. I was just waiting for my Massu to show. THese two wanted to play.... SO THERE!! <3 enjoy.
There's nothing more annoying than a yappy chihuahua. THere's one next to me right now, his name is Jin. Akanishi Jin. And he's talking non-stop to me and yamapi about something I care nothing about. Yamashita seems amused. I'm annoyed. There goes another ruined lunch.
Who cares about Kame's new KFC Commercial? I don't fucking care if it's Kame NAKED drowning in gravy and saying it's 'Finger Lickin' Good'. So fucking what? And I am so not interested in seeing him gnaw a piece of chicken on television. If I want chicken, I'll go to the store and buy it myself without any help from some girly half-witted primadonna boxer wannabe who looks like he is going to fall over at first wind.
It was an otherwise peaceful lunch. I was getting ready to discuss something serious with Yamapi- i.e. the state of our relationship. I even brought it with me, in all it's shiny goodness, in a velvet box. I have contemplated about this a long time and I think I am finally ready to take the plunge. It was for this reason that I decided to take him out to this restaurant. This same ramen restaurant that we go to whenever we have important things to say, the same one we decided that we should be together. Our place, at our time.
It was all going so well. He was in a good mood and so was I. I was about to pop the question when his eyes lifted to see his best friend coming through the door with exciting news about his boyfriend. So, now, I was forced to wait. And believe me, waiting is not my forte, nor my cup of tea.
I wondered deep within me why of all the times to come to this place, Akanishi Jin would choose now. I guess he has had a radar out for me eversince we got together. He pops in at the weirdest times - like just before we make out or calls just before we turn down the lights. It annoys me - no it makes me boiling mad that he would get in the way of my sex, i mean... my love. Though, I doubt that he means any of it. Akanishi Jin is just plain stupid.
And by that, I mean the Rob Schneider kind of stupid. He just plain doesn't know how to read signs, or is just insensitive to them. I really don't know how Kame puts up with him and have put up with him for running three years now. But I am placing my money on sex. Really good sex. Plus, he's not bad arm candy.
I am only half listening to the jabber and blabber that this boy is doing right now. But, I guess, through it, he's not half as bad. Looks wise, he's pretty hot. And he's a good friend to my yamapi, he's not a bad singer either. He's funny and I have always wondered how it would feel to touch those lovely pecs. He's got a way with those pretty eyes of his that beckons to people and even I look sometimes.
Ah... shit, what the hell? Why am I thinking lustful thoughts about Bakanishi? I should be concentrating on giving this box to Yamapi. But, he's so close by. God, those lips... GODDAMN IT AKANISHI-CHIHUAHUA... STOP YAPPING. Your endless noise is annoying me and confusing me! GODDAMN IT!....
... but then again... Chihuahuas are cute.
SHIT. WHAT AM I THINKING?!