holy fuckin poo... i missed leap day
meh... i slept till 4 today. I needed it. But i didnt. Yet i did. i shouldn't have. It was leap day today and i missed it. damn what ahell of a holiday. no one gives a shit about you anyways leap day. You've always bitched and complained and wanted to be more like Halloween, but the truth is you aren't even as cool as National Surf and Turf day, which is the same day as you... give it up leap day.
I keep trying to get anyone to break into random song with me but it just wont happen. I started singing a song about putting furniture together today, but it didn't catch. I think it's a destined hit. I had a hey-day with Long John Silver's greasy ass food.
NOTE: Don't try to eat ALPO grilled steak dog treats. Just because real beef is the #1 ingredient doesnt make them taste like beef. Fuck, there's Glucono-Delta-Lactone in them. I'm not sure what that is, but it's gotta be bad for you.
I am easily the King of Random thoughts. Step up bitch. I feel so fuckin sick on the bathroom floor. ya know? I've decided that i;m being too random and now i am giving up.... i suck..
oh and i hate people that think that they are important to me... ill tell you when you are important to me.... manipulative bitch. You just hate the fact that someone finally stood up.. beat me beat me..... you can't. You obviously didnt give a shit about me at the time... and you caught me at one of my ever famous "I just woke up and im cranky and i dont care and i could do better and i could care less" moments.... try back another time..
I keep trying to get anyone to break into random song with me but it just wont happen. I started singing a song about putting furniture together today, but it didn't catch. I think it's a destined hit. I had a hey-day with Long John Silver's greasy ass food.
NOTE: Don't try to eat ALPO grilled steak dog treats. Just because real beef is the #1 ingredient doesnt make them taste like beef. Fuck, there's Glucono-Delta-Lactone in them. I'm not sure what that is, but it's gotta be bad for you.
I am easily the King of Random thoughts. Step up bitch. I feel so fuckin sick on the bathroom floor. ya know? I've decided that i;m being too random and now i am giving up.... i suck..
oh and i hate people that think that they are important to me... ill tell you when you are important to me.... manipulative bitch. You just hate the fact that someone finally stood up.. beat me beat me..... you can't. You obviously didnt give a shit about me at the time... and you caught me at one of my ever famous "I just woke up and im cranky and i dont care and i could do better and i could care less" moments.... try back another time..