Best two lines EVER.
Yesterday, round 7.30 pm, Shakespeare & Co.
Behind the desk, 2 English guys, twenty-ish, good-looking, stylish in a coolish sort of way.
The blond one is eating a sandwich.
- Where did you get that sandwich?
- It’s such a weird place! You go there, you choose a sandwich, you take it, and then you have to give them something you own in exchange.
- Something you own? What kind of thing?
- …
- ?
- Well, you know…
- Money?
- Yeah, right, money!
Five minutes later, they spot a nice-looking girl in the shop:
-She’s sooooo gorgeous! I’d ask her out if I weren’t already so…
- In love?
- Gay.