MY JOURNAL IS NOW FRIENDS ONLY BITCHES BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS A GAY BITCH.
trust me, not my choice. If you're already added then don't bother commenting.
Children, children, don't make me open up a can of Mommy whoop ass on both of you!
anonymous
August 5 2005, 20:41:28 UTC
Alright already the two of you!! Marie--don't be an asshole to your brother, he's just trying to look out for you and keep you safe from creepy child molesters. And he's right, only sane responsible Aunts get to see my little baby bunny Jakob. And Daddy-to-be-Ian--it's not nice to call your little sister a cunt on the internet, because you will not be allowed to use such language in front of your son. So be nice! But Ian was right about one thing: You're the 2 shittiest motherfuckers I ever did see, LOL!!! :P But I'm stuck with you and I still love you both!! (Well, most of the time... okay at least some of the time anyways...lol.)
Now be nice you two big assholes or Mommy Melly will wig out with some of these overabundant pregnancy hormones running through me and I will give you both a reaming like you cannot even ever imagine. Baby only has only one Daddy and 2 Aunts in the state, so you better all love each other AND FUCKING LIKE IT. Okay? :)
With love, Momma Melly
P.S. You DO NOT want to incur the wrath of a pregnant bitch. Particularly THIS pregnant bitch. Neither of you will survive. :) Okay, now be good! :) Oh yeah, and if the two of you stress me anymore, remember you're not just stressing me, you're stressing the little baby bunny kicking me in the bladder. :) Now neither of you want to stress out little baby bunny by stressing out big Mommy bunny, do you?
Now be nice you two big assholes or Mommy Melly will wig out with some of these overabundant pregnancy hormones running through me and I will give you both a reaming like you cannot even ever imagine. Baby only has only one Daddy and 2 Aunts in the state, so you better all love each other AND FUCKING LIKE IT. Okay? :)
With love,
Momma Melly
P.S. You DO NOT want to incur the wrath of a pregnant bitch. Particularly THIS pregnant bitch. Neither of you will survive. :) Okay, now be good! :) Oh yeah, and if the two of you stress me anymore, remember you're not just stressing me, you're stressing the little baby bunny kicking me in the bladder. :) Now neither of you want to stress out little baby bunny by stressing out big Mommy bunny, do you?
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