The Intruder (Iron Man fic) Rating PG-13 Tony/Pepper
Title: The Intruder
Summary: Tony and Pepper discovered that it's not as private at the manor as they thought.
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Marvel Comics. I am not making any money off of it.
Note: This was inspired strangely enough by a Tony/Rhodey ficlet. "The Corollary Of Tangential Inspiration" by halfshellvenus .
"Oh... yes." Pepper moaned as Tony kissed her neck in the way that excited her. "Oh..." She sat up for a second. "Oh no."
"What?" Tony hated it when Pepper suddenly got serious.
"Tony," she said seriously.
"What?"
"Dummy's here." Pepper pointed over to the edge of the bed to see the robot watching them. "What are you doing here?"
"Ignore him." Tony tried to salvage the situation. Pepper's mood may have been diminished but Little Tony still was aching to go on.
"I can't with him watching us," she said as she gestured to the robot who just twirled his head curiously.
Tony rolled his eyes and then addressed Dummy. "Go away. Shoo. Do something."
Dummy just sat there and then seemed to look between Tony and Pepper.
"Maybe, he's wondering what we're doing." Pepper pondered.
"It's called sex! People have sex!" Tony yelled at Dummy. "JARVIS, what's wrong with Dummy this time?"
"Dummy enjoys watching you have sex," JARVIS pointed out.
"Wha?" Tony stared at Dummy who was 'looking' down.
"Oh no." Pepper put her hand over her eyes. She couldn't believe that she had to deal with perverted robots.
"Yes, Dummy seemed most intrigued when you have 'past conquests' with previous women."
"He watched while I had sex?" Tony couldn't believe it. He had never seen this side of his robot. He could almost picture all of his robots parked around the monitors watching him have sex. "Look, just go before I donate you to the local college!"
Dummy twirled his head and then left the bedroom. Tony jumped up and locked the door. "I thought we would be safe in our own house," Pepper said as she crossed her arms. The mood was completely ruined.
"I think I build the world's first perverted robot." Tony grinned. He paused and asked JARVIS. "You are not turned on by watching me have sex are you?"
"Of course not, sir. I had watched you with numerous women and I still fully do not understand it."
Tony and Pepper stared at each other.
"JARVIS!" Pepper screamed feeling a little more uncomfortable.
"Okay, new order. When Pepper and I are having sex, cease all monitoring in the our master bedroom and no interruptions unless it is an emergency." Tony ordered.
"Yes, sir."
Tony grinned after a moment. "I built the first group of pervert robots in the world. I am awesome."
"Next time, we are doing it in a hotel." Pepper announced as she kissed him on the cheek and then go to sleep.
The End