*grumble* On Clothing

Feb 24, 2016 11:27

I hate clothes shopping. I hate jostling with other people to pick over poorly made, poorly designed clothes that I don't like and that don't flatter me. I hate trying to shop online and figure out whether something that looks good on the carefully lit and photographed size-6 model has a prayer of not looking like a clown suit on me. (Not to mention the joys of returning the things that don't work out.) I hate not being able to find styles that suit both my body and my taste, because they're not currently fashionable.

And so I do my best to avoid clothes shopping at all; and therefore every few years I find myself in the predicament that faces me now: utterly sick of the few standby pieces that fit, are work- and weather-appropriate, and aren't visibly worn out.

Of course the ultimate answer is to go back to sewing for myself. When I only worked 2-3 days a week, way back when, I did. A few years ago I managed to get a handful of simple short-sleeved, jewel-necked blouses made, and those are nice. I have wool and gabardine laid aside for skirts and pants. But now it's a struggle to get one simple dress or tunic done for an SCA event - the chances of re-kitting myself out completely for everyday wear are slim to none. (And let's not talk about the dubious joys of buying underwear or shoes.)

If I had the resources, I'd commission a wardrobe made to measure, in good quality fabrics.
  • Five long-sleeved, cotton or linen button-front blouses (black, white, three other solid colors)
  • Five short-sleeved, cotton or linen pullover blouses (black, white, three prints)
  • Five fine-gauge, long-sleeved, round- or shallow v-necked sweaters
  • Five assorted long- or short-sleeved t-shirts or short-sleeved sweaters (black, white, three other solid colors)
  • Five pairs of tailored, lined wool or gabardine trousers (black, brown, grey, tan/khaki, blue)
  • Five straight or A-line lined wool or gabardine skirts (black, brown, grey, tan/khaki, blue)
  • Two tailored, lined jackets (black and tan/khaki)
  • Two knee-length, short-sleeved, princess-line sheath dresses (one solid, one print)
​Everything would coordinate. Every variation of weather and work occasion would be covered, without having to think about it, and without wearing the same thing day in and day out.

...A girl can dream...

life, misanthropy

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