"It's not going to storm today"
All this week I've just been swimming, working, and playing polo, but today I FINALY got to have some fun. After teaching water aerobics this morning (which is still going strong with sara, we'll be screwed when we run out of ideas though) I went out on JP's boat with JP, rob, nick, hunter, and chad. On the way there I almost killed Hunter and I though. My phone rang as I was going 50 down Dexter-Pinkney so I look down, grab and answer the phone and when I look back up all the cars in front of me are stopped my foot is still on the gas and there's about 3 feet between me and and the car in front of mine. So I SLAMMED on the brakes and had to turn my car toward the side of the road (all while I'm on the phone) and when we stopped there was about a cenimeter between my car and the other car's bumper. Needless to say I needed to unwind on the boat.
We drove around on the boat and went out to a sandbar thing and docked there just to fool around.
<---Captain JP wearing the hat that Nick gave me shit for
They were trying to make me listen to country (I only like certain songs, like old ones from 8th grade) but I just couldn't do it so I changed it and payed the price. All of those boys just beat the crap out of me. Rob and JP threw me in the water and I didn't want to touch the bottom so Rob felt the need to push my whole body against the bottom of the lake, I thought I was going to die. I have a cut on my knee now thanks to Rob pushing me on the boat.
All of us put on tanning oil, and it wasn't mine it was Nick's mom's oil. They all are completely retarded and we're lathering up with the stuff and then trying to lay out and tan.
And another retarded moment happened by Nick. Yeah so Hunter's phone rang and no one answered it so Nick decides to toss Hunter his phone to call the number back while Hunter is in the lake. A VERY BAD IDEA. Hunter's $250.00 phone went in to the lake as we all watched in horror. The whole way back to the dock everyone was trying to fix it.
Hunter tried to fix his phone
then Nick tried to fix the phone
I haven't heard the fate of the phone yet. Okay so Chad is possibley the most REDICULOUS person ever. Every once in a while he'll whip out his phone and hit up random people. I don't get it half the time but it's hilarious.
I had to work at 4:00 so we booked it back to the dock and it was so much fun. Everyone was saying that they were going to jump off the boat and we were riding like we were on a rollercoaster
On the way back we saw some swans they were so cute. According to JP swans are "vicious animals" and will chase you. Yeah I don't know. Anways the guys decided it would be a fun thing to throw shit at the swans. It was so sad look how cute they are...
So after all that I went to work and it was gorgeous out. A nice tanning day. Around 6 o'clock I was talking to Jon and being a cocky little shit saying "It's not stroming today" "It's so gorgeous out" blah, blah, blah just running my mouth. 20 minutes later It's downpouring and lightning and thundering like none other. Me and my big mouth.
After work I stopped at Meijers to pick up somethings for my mom, and it was one of the scariest trips ever. I got out of my car and some guy was sitting in his car and as I walked by he turned on his lights as I walked by. Then I was in the store and some one behind me is like "You were in the sun today" and I turn around and say "Yeah I'm a lifeguard" then I realize it's that guy from the car! And then all creepy like he says "Your tan is amazing" Okay way creepy! THEN I leave meijers and walk back to my car and there he is again in his car watching me. I effing floored it out of that parking lot so fast.
So if you haven't heard Jessica Simpson's remake you need to and you need to see the video. She is so hot! I would definetely go lesbian for her. With that said I'm out
<---Captain JP wearing the hat that Nick gave me shit for
They were trying to make me listen to country (I only like certain songs, like old ones from 8th grade) but I just couldn't do it so I changed it and payed the price. All of those boys just beat the crap out of me. Rob and JP threw me in the water and I didn't want to touch the bottom so Rob felt the need to push my whole body against the bottom of the lake, I thought I was going to die. I have a cut on my knee now thanks to Rob pushing me on the boat.
All of us put on tanning oil, and it wasn't mine it was Nick's mom's oil. They all are completely retarded and we're lathering up with the stuff and then trying to lay out and tan.
And another retarded moment happened by Nick. Yeah so Hunter's phone rang and no one answered it so Nick decides to toss Hunter his phone to call the number back while Hunter is in the lake. A VERY BAD IDEA. Hunter's $250.00 phone went in to the lake as we all watched in horror. The whole way back to the dock everyone was trying to fix it.
Hunter tried to fix his phone
then Nick tried to fix the phone
I haven't heard the fate of the phone yet. Okay so Chad is possibley the most REDICULOUS person ever. Every once in a while he'll whip out his phone and hit up random people. I don't get it half the time but it's hilarious.
I had to work at 4:00 so we booked it back to the dock and it was so much fun. Everyone was saying that they were going to jump off the boat and we were riding like we were on a rollercoaster
On the way back we saw some swans they were so cute. According to JP swans are "vicious animals" and will chase you. Yeah I don't know. Anways the guys decided it would be a fun thing to throw shit at the swans. It was so sad look how cute they are...
So after all that I went to work and it was gorgeous out. A nice tanning day. Around 6 o'clock I was talking to Jon and being a cocky little shit saying "It's not stroming today" "It's so gorgeous out" blah, blah, blah just running my mouth. 20 minutes later It's downpouring and lightning and thundering like none other. Me and my big mouth.
After work I stopped at Meijers to pick up somethings for my mom, and it was one of the scariest trips ever. I got out of my car and some guy was sitting in his car and as I walked by he turned on his lights as I walked by. Then I was in the store and some one behind me is like "You were in the sun today" and I turn around and say "Yeah I'm a lifeguard" then I realize it's that guy from the car! And then all creepy like he says "Your tan is amazing" Okay way creepy! THEN I leave meijers and walk back to my car and there he is again in his car watching me. I effing floored it out of that parking lot so fast.
So if you haven't heard Jessica Simpson's remake you need to and you need to see the video. She is so hot! I would definetely go lesbian for her. With that said I'm out