Jun 10, 2009 15:34
my knees are sunburned. the tops of them. the rest of my legs look like they had a tarp over them, as they are still white. wtf? how does that happen?
so what am i at, 4 more days till the due date. c'mon baby boy, get the hell out of me! i'm completely ready to have my bladder back, my stomach back, and be able to walk without looking like a duck. plus, i have all kinds of cute clothes to put you in. that, and people want to meet you. i promise, it'll be really easy. you'll be asleep most of the time any way. just pop on out though, and all this (plus more!) is yours!
srsly, i'm going to be preggo forever. oh, i guess someone at jared's work asked how i was doing/how far along. he told them that "oh man, my preggo is huge! hopefully she goes into labor soon!" i guess there was some girl there, and she got all offended that he referred to me as "preggo". she told him "you're lucky you're not my husband" and he said "in more ways than one" and i guess then she got hella pissed and stormed off. but really, i find nothing insulting about preggo. does anyone else?