Let me take a few minutes from my busy schedule

[marie_sego]

...to point you this way:
http://www.lemonde.fr/web/article/0,1-0@2-3232,36-961576,0.html

I write in the most respectable daily newspaper there is how stupid, idiotic and contemptible Mr. Sarkozy's foreign policy is, and how much better France would be

Comments

[dominiquelechic]

Nicolas has no clue about the subtleties of foreign policy. I'm being charitable - not even the basics. He thinks getting photographed with fratboydoesgood and threatening Iran with war constitutes a proper strategy. And he dares to criticize me for my policy in 2003?! "Arrogance"?! What does he think - that yes, France should have opposed the war, but not told America so? Not done what I could to have stopped it? Incompetent little moron.

Of course, look who I am talking to. Darling, I had no idea you had become such an expert on diplomacy. Got better acquainted with Hezbollah, have you? And I didn't even know you could tell Turkey apart from Iran. I have to say, I am very surprised to learn that the Parti Socialiste have continued to pay for a speechwriter for you. I would have thought they'd slowly be trying to give you the hint. Little things, you know, like failing to replace the lightbulb in your office. I suppose you won't finally accept that your time is over until they change the locks.

[marie_sego]

I don't believe Nicolas thinks at all...

As for the PS, even they are bright enough to see I'm their best chance for 2012.

[dominiquelechic]

Please. I have better chance of being the Socialist Party candidate for 2012 than you do, darling. After all, I am the unofficial opposition to Nicolas now.

[marie_sego]

Ha! you're the only one to believe that, sweetheart.

[dominiquelechic]

I don't see you with the title of "Nicolas's Conscience."

[marie_sego]

I avoid giving myself ridiculous titles.

destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[dominiquelechic]

Oh? Darling, you don't think being the official Parti Socialiste Candidate is a ridiculous title? If that expectation of yours is not ridiculous, I don't know what is.

Re: destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[marie_sego]

It is not a title but a function. I know the concept of something earning by one's work rather than by one's person is hard for you to understand, but do give it a try.

Re: destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[dominiquelechic]

I do not see the difference.

Re: destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[marie_sego]

Why doesn't that surprise me I wonder.

Re: destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[dominiquelechic]

When one works, one uses one's person, n'est-ce pas? You are confusing my pretty head again, darling.

Re: destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[marie_sego]

Retirement suits your head very well. Go back to your fireside and... oh, sorry, you can't go there, you have to go to the judge's instead.

Re: destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[dominiquelechic]

I am happy to go visit the judges and explain reality to them.

Why don't you save time, forget about your delusions of leadership and competence, and go back to your non-husband's arms and... oh, sorry, you can't go there, can you? Because he's left you.

Re: destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[marie_sego]

...because it's not a delusion, darling. More people believe in me than in you.

Re: destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[dominiquelechic]

If you can't keep even Francois interested in you, you'll never keep France.

Re: destiny bestowed it upon me, actually

[marie_sego]

I believe you really mean "if you got bored with François, you'll get bored with France"? Well, there might be some truth in that, but you have to concede that I remained with François for 30 years while I only want to govern France for 10 years, surely I ought to keep myself amused that long.

Btw, have you ever been introduced to my new boytoy potential partner favourite speechwriter romantic interest AHEM special friend?