Looking up for for local swingers
Total Eclipse of the Heart Partial Eclipse of the Sun happening in about 5 hours.
http://tinyurl.com/6y3v27f
Excerpt from site:
"A solar eclipse can only happen at new moon because that’s the only time the moon can 'swing' in between the Earth and sun. A solar eclipse doesn’t happen at every new moon, however, because THE MOON IS ONLY A SLUT WHEN IT DRINKS HEAVILY!!"
http://tinyurl.com/6y3v27f
Excerpt from site:
"A solar eclipse can only happen at new moon because that’s the only time the moon can 'swing' in between the Earth and sun. A solar eclipse doesn’t happen at every new moon, however, because THE MOON IS ONLY A SLUT WHEN IT DRINKS HEAVILY!!"