Gilmore Sisters
A brief conversation after my unsuccessful attempt to get my sister to look at my Mom's new outfit faster... apparently, she couldn't hear what I was saying. This rapid-fire banter is what followed:
Maria: I just came upstairs, and my ears feel like California!
Me: They look like California, too.
Maria: Yeah, well at least my nose doesn't look like Texas!
Me: Oh yeah? Well your butt is like Alaska!
Maria: Well at least it isn't like China!!!
Me: *Falling into fits of laughter* Okay, you win!