Re: THE LAB (ROLEPLAY)lisachanoandoNovember 28 2014, 22:24:14 UTC
Daniel: *groans loudly* You see? This is why this relationship can't work as long as she's involved! *he wraps his arms around Mel and holds him close, in a protective way, pulling him away from Madison, to whom he casts a very disappointed and stern gaze* We'll find our own way to communicate, without you, thank you very much.
Madison: Be my guest. *She starts walking a little faster to leave them behind.* Maybe you want to find yourself another sniper too.
Daniel: *As always, he scolds Madison a lot and complains about her equally as much, but when she quits on him he instantly feels guilty* Wha-- Mads! Come on! I wasn't telling you to butt out! *holds Mel's hand and drags him along as he follows his sister* And don't walk ahead on your own, it's dangerous, we still don't know what to expect from this dungeon!
Madison: Oh, please! I'm not an expert, but if there's anyone in this hall right now who can sense a trap, that's me. If it was for you, you would run straight into one, if it screamed "Please, Oh mighty Paladin, help me!" loud enough.
Daniel: *frowns and blushes a little, offended* Why do you have to be so mean with me?!
[In the meantime, on the distance, some vague, soft growling can be barely heard.]
Madison: That is why mom had twins. I was put on this Earth just to annoy you. *She suddenly frowns as she hears that noise. She stops and raises her arm to stop them too.* Do you hear that?
Daniel: Hear what?
[The growling is louder, now, possibly because they got closer.]
Daniel: Oh. That.
Yeah, that. *She frowns even more* Doesn't it sound familiar to you?
Mel: *he's listening too, his pretty pointy ears all tense.*
Daniel: Mud giant? Minotaur? Bear? *As he speaks, he gets closer to the source of the growling, and when he takes a look past the corner he finally sees it* Cyclops! *beams, unsheathing his sword* I'll take care of it before you can say "Daniel, what are you doing".
Madison: Daniel what are...
Daniel: Hey! *He walks past the corner, rotating his sword in the air. It shines a pretty icy blue, and he seems in complete control of the situation* You big, ugly monster! Good evening to you.
[The Cyclops was spending his own time forging a sword, before this ugly blonde creature with two eyeballs and apparently made of shiny metal came out to disturb him. He is not pleased about that. He lifts the still glowing hot sword up from the forge and wields it, advancing towards Daniel.]
Daniel: Ah! You up for a fight? Alright, then.
[He runs towards the Cyclops and attacks him. What he doesn't expect is that the moment he strikes the first blow and the Cyclops opposes his sword to it, the Sword of Ice & Fire gets instantly broken in half. The sword in the Cyclops' hands passes through it as if it was made of butter.]
Daniel: ...shit.
Madison: *rolls her eyes* See, that is what I was talking about. I should lock him in a room and throw away the keys.
[In order to give Daniel time to react - whatever that could mean without a sword - she aims at the Cyclops’ head with her weapon. She doubts she could have pierced the hard shell of his bones even if she had hit him, but the thing moves too fast and she only manages to hit him in the shoulder anyway.]
Madison: Well, that will have to do, I guess. *She looks worriedly at the scene, as she pushes Mel against a wall, trying to decide what to do.*
Re: THE LAB (ROLEPLAY)lisachanoandoNovember 28 2014, 22:25:10 UTC
[The Cyclops doesn’t take well Madison's attempt at blinding him of his precious only eye, but when he turns to see if she's still there, to possibly smash her skull and use it from now on as a very fashionable cup for his soups, he finds out she's seemingly disappeared into nothingness. So he turns and focuses all his rage and energy on the only one he can still see - that is, Daniel. He growls loudly and chases him down, grabbing him by his neck and lifting him up in the air before smashing him on the ground, and then starting to kick him in his guts.]
Mel: *He screams in terror.*
Madison: Yeah, I know. I know. That doesn't look fun. *She sighs* Okay, Mel, I think we need to distract him. Are you up for it?
[Of course he's scared of what that monster could do to him, but he can use one of his protective spells, and anyway he's way too terrified of what will surely happen to Daniel if they do nothing. So he nods, looking at Madison straight in her eyes.
In the meantime, Daniel has - luckily for him - completely lost consciousness. He's lying on the ground, motionless and covered in blood and dirt, while the Cyclops keeps kicking him, clearly aiming at leaving nothing but a bloody mess once he's done with him.]
Madison: *She takes a deep breath.* Okay. At my three, you go and distract him. I'm gonna take care of Daniel. *looks at him in the eyes* Please, don't let him smash you. If he kills you, Daniel's gonna kill me, if the guy didn't kill us already. One... two... three... go!
[At Madison's three, Mel quickly casts a protective spell on himself, and makes it so that the sparkles resulting from his magic are visible and shiny enough that the Cyclops can't possibly miss them.
In fact, the monster doesn't: he instantly notices the lights and, enraged, follows them, focusing on the newly appeared kids and starting to chase him around.]
Madison starts to run the moment the Cyclops is distracted. She avoids thinking about what could happen to the kid to focus on her brother. She runs to the forge first and grabs the sword, which is fucking heavy, and drags it with her to where her brother lies on the ground. ]
Madison: *Making Daniel’s impression* Oh, I can take care of it before you can say "Daniel, what are you doing"! You are an idiot. *She rummages in her bag and finds an health potion.* You know, these things are creepy... * keeps his head up* Who knows what's in them? They revive dead people, Daniel! Can't be too healthy. *she pours the potion in his mouth* But you force me to use them constantly, and why? 'Cause you can’t just stay put until it's the fucking right moment to act. *Looks at him, worried* Come on, bro... tell me you're okay.
Daniel: *Moans a little, squeezing his eyes as he comes around* Mads... it's still so dark... can't be time to wake up already... five minutes more. *Turns on his side and folds his arms under his head*
Madison: Five minutes more my ass! *she grabs him and shakes him* A Cyclops is about to smash your underage elf lover. Care to wake up?
Daniel: *He suddenly opens his eyes wide* What? Fuck! *stands up quickly* Madison! How could you send him against that thing on his own?! We must protect him, not kill him! Where is my sword?!
Madison: Quick "Previously on...". You don't have a sword. The giant raging psycho Cyclops destroyed it. Then he tried to break all your bones. I had to distract him in order to put yourself together again. Now, there's a lot of me, but not enough to be in two places at the same time. I had to use the pretty boy. *She pushes the giant sword against him.* I took this, thought you'd like it. Now go, and kill him.
Re: THE LAB (ROLEPLAY)lisachanoandoNovember 28 2014, 22:25:48 UTC
Daniel: *He grabs the sword, instantly feeling its power coursing through his veins. The weapon is ridiculously heavy, but he's trained to withstand that and a lot more, so he lifts it up in a powerful gesture and holds it firmly in his hand* Hey! One-eyed piece of shit! Fight with someone your own size!
[The Cyclops doesn't get one word of what the weird creature’s saying, but he hears his voice and that's enough for him to turn around. He was sure to have killed that flea, but now he's standing again. He hates dead things that don't stay dead. He starts running towards Daniel, his steps make the ground itself shake.
Meanwhile, Mel takes cover behind a wall, sitting on the ground to catch his breath.]
Daniel: *This time, he's prepared. More importantly: he's armed with a sword that won't melt like snow upon hitting another sword. He jumps, the weight of the giant sword all behind his back, and when he's halfway through the jump, instead of simply hitting the Cyclops, he takes him by surprise, somersaulting in the air and landing with his feet on the Cyclops’ shoulders, bringing him to the ground and only then driving the sword right through the monster's only eye.*
[Madison was sure he was gonna kill him the moment she saw Daniel somersaulting. That's one of his moves and she has never seen him fail it in ten years. But she does turn away when he strikes the final blow. Instead, from his hiding place, Mel looks at Daniel with the eyes of love.]
Daniel: *Once he's sure the monster is dead, he takes the sword out of his broken skull, covered in brains and blood and slime of uncertain origin, and looks at it fondly: the blade is still glowing golden, as if it was made of fire. He already loves it* I think I'm gonna keep this baby.
Madison: It's good to know you like it since we don't have any other.
Daniel: Feels like it's been made especially for me! *He turns it around twice, getting used to its weight, and then turns around, searching for Mel* Where's...?
Mel: *he runs out from behind the corner, literally throwing himself in Daniel's arms.*
Madison: Are you serious right now?!
Daniel: *He chuckles and wraps his arms around Mel, temporarily letting go of the sword to embrace him better* Were you scared? I'm sorry you had to put your life on the line for me, that wasn't supposed to happen.
Mel: *Shakes his head quickly and presses his noses against Daniel's.*
Madison: Let me guess: "Don't worry, I'm okay as long as you are okay, it doesn't matter that you're literally covered in Cyclops goo. Let's roll around in it as you take me again and again and again until I even forget my name!"
Daniel: Madison, don't be vulgar and out of line, and... *he suddenly stops and turns to look at her* Is that what he's saying?
Mel: *He really blushes this time, and looks down.*
Madison: *chuckles* He only said-said the part where he was happy you were okay. The rest was... some kind of emotional flood, which I'm not happy about either, but...
Daniel: *Turns back to look at Mel again and holds his face in both his hands, despite the fact that they're still covered in blood, as the rest of him* I wanna roll around in goo with you too! *he says honestly, and then he leans in, kissing him passionately*
Mel: *He answers the kiss with the same passion, throwing his arms around Daniel's neck.*
Madison: Is this gonna be a thing? You two kissing where monsters' interiors of any kind are involved? What is it? A new trend among you weird bisexual people?!
Daniel: *groans in the kiss and unwillingly parts from the kid* Alright, alright, I got it! You don't approve of public displays of affection, especially if the "public" involved is you. Fine. We'll try and keep our instincts at bay. Alright?
Madison: Good. Make sure I don't see your tongue in his throat ever again.
Re: THE LAB (ROLEPLAY)lisachanoandoNovember 28 2014, 22:26:11 UTC
Daniel: To see my tongue in his throat, you should have eyes in his mouth! *He holds Mel's hand in one of his hands, and the swords in the other.* Come on, let's go. We're one step closer to the stone. It's almost over.
Re: THE LAB (ROLEPLAY)misako93November 28 2014, 23:51:16 UTC
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Madison: Be my guest. *She starts walking a little faster to leave them behind.* Maybe you want to find yourself another sniper too.
Daniel: *As always, he scolds Madison a lot and complains about her equally as much, but when she quits on him he instantly feels guilty* Wha-- Mads! Come on! I wasn't telling you to butt out! *holds Mel's hand and drags him along as he follows his sister* And don't walk ahead on your own, it's dangerous, we still don't know what to expect from this dungeon!
Madison: Oh, please! I'm not an expert, but if there's anyone in this hall right now who can sense a trap, that's me. If it was for you, you would run straight into one, if it screamed "Please, Oh mighty Paladin, help me!" loud enough.
Daniel: *frowns and blushes a little, offended* Why do you have to be so mean with me?!
[In the meantime, on the distance, some vague, soft growling can be barely heard.]
Madison: That is why mom had twins. I was put on this Earth just to annoy you. *She suddenly frowns as she hears that noise. She stops and raises her arm to stop them too.* Do you hear that?
Daniel: Hear what?
[The growling is louder, now, possibly because they got closer.]
Daniel: Oh. That.
Yeah, that. *She frowns even more* Doesn't it sound familiar to you?
Mel: *he's listening too, his pretty pointy ears all tense.*
Daniel: Mud giant? Minotaur? Bear? *As he speaks, he gets closer to the source of the growling, and when he takes a look past the corner he finally sees it* Cyclops! *beams, unsheathing his sword* I'll take care of it before you can say "Daniel, what are you doing".
Madison: Daniel what are...
Daniel: Hey! *He walks past the corner, rotating his sword in the air. It shines a pretty icy blue, and he seems in complete control of the situation* You big, ugly monster! Good evening to you.
[The Cyclops was spending his own time forging a sword, before this ugly blonde creature with two eyeballs and apparently made of shiny metal came out to disturb him. He is not pleased about that. He lifts the still glowing hot sword up from the forge and wields it, advancing towards Daniel.]
Daniel: Ah! You up for a fight? Alright, then.
[He runs towards the Cyclops and attacks him. What he doesn't expect is that the moment he strikes the first blow and the Cyclops opposes his sword to it, the Sword of Ice & Fire gets instantly broken in half. The sword in the Cyclops' hands passes through it as if it was made of butter.]
Daniel: ...shit.
Madison: *rolls her eyes* See, that is what I was talking about. I should lock him in a room and throw away the keys.
[In order to give Daniel time to react - whatever that could mean without a sword - she aims at the Cyclops’ head with her weapon. She doubts she could have pierced the hard shell of his bones even if she had hit him, but the thing moves too fast and she only manages to hit him in the shoulder anyway.]
Madison: Well, that will have to do, I guess. *She looks worriedly at the scene, as she pushes Mel against a wall, trying to decide what to do.*
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Mel: *He screams in terror.*
Madison: Yeah, I know. I know. That doesn't look fun. *She sighs* Okay, Mel, I think we need to distract him. Are you up for it?
[Of course he's scared of what that monster could do to him, but he can use one of his protective spells, and anyway he's way too terrified of what will surely happen to Daniel if they do nothing. So he nods, looking at Madison straight in her eyes.
In the meantime, Daniel has - luckily for him - completely lost consciousness. He's lying on the ground, motionless and covered in blood and dirt, while the Cyclops keeps kicking him, clearly aiming at leaving nothing but a bloody mess once he's done with him.]
Madison: *She takes a deep breath.* Okay. At my three, you go and distract him. I'm gonna take care of Daniel. *looks at him in the eyes* Please, don't let him smash you. If he kills you, Daniel's gonna kill me, if the guy didn't kill us already. One... two... three... go!
[At Madison's three, Mel quickly casts a protective spell on himself, and makes it so that the sparkles resulting from his magic are visible and shiny enough that the Cyclops can't possibly miss them.
In fact, the monster doesn't: he instantly notices the lights and, enraged, follows them, focusing on the newly appeared kids and starting to chase him around.]
Madison starts to run the moment the Cyclops is distracted. She avoids thinking about what could happen to the kid to focus on her brother. She runs to the forge first and grabs the sword, which is fucking heavy, and drags it with her to where her brother lies on the ground. ]
Madison: *Making Daniel’s impression* Oh, I can take care of it before you can say "Daniel, what are you doing"! You are an idiot. *She rummages in her bag and finds an health potion.* You know, these things are creepy... * keeps his head up* Who knows what's in them? They revive dead people, Daniel! Can't be too healthy. *she pours the potion in his mouth* But you force me to use them constantly, and why? 'Cause you can’t just stay put until it's the fucking right moment to act. *Looks at him, worried* Come on, bro... tell me you're okay.
Daniel: *Moans a little, squeezing his eyes as he comes around* Mads... it's still so dark... can't be time to wake up already... five minutes more. *Turns on his side and folds his arms under his head*
Madison: Five minutes more my ass! *she grabs him and shakes him* A Cyclops is about to smash your underage elf lover. Care to wake up?
Daniel: *He suddenly opens his eyes wide* What? Fuck! *stands up quickly* Madison! How could you send him against that thing on his own?! We must protect him, not kill him! Where is my sword?!
Madison: Quick "Previously on...". You don't have a sword. The giant raging psycho Cyclops destroyed it. Then he tried to break all your bones. I had to distract him in order to put yourself together again. Now, there's a lot of me, but not enough to be in two places at the same time. I had to use the pretty boy. *She pushes the giant sword against him.* I took this, thought you'd like it. Now go, and kill him.
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[The Cyclops doesn't get one word of what the weird creature’s saying, but he hears his voice and that's enough for him to turn around. He was sure to have killed that flea, but now he's standing again. He hates dead things that don't stay dead. He starts running towards Daniel, his steps make the ground itself shake.
Meanwhile, Mel takes cover behind a wall, sitting on the ground to catch his breath.]
Daniel: *This time, he's prepared. More importantly: he's armed with a sword that won't melt like snow upon hitting another sword. He jumps, the weight of the giant sword all behind his back, and when he's halfway through the jump, instead of simply hitting the Cyclops, he takes him by surprise, somersaulting in the air and landing with his feet on the Cyclops’ shoulders, bringing him to the ground and only then driving the sword right through the monster's only eye.*
[Madison was sure he was gonna kill him the moment she saw Daniel somersaulting. That's one of his moves and she has never seen him fail it in ten years. But she does turn away when he strikes the final blow. Instead, from his hiding place, Mel looks at Daniel with the eyes of love.]
Daniel: *Once he's sure the monster is dead, he takes the sword out of his broken skull, covered in brains and blood and slime of uncertain origin, and looks at it fondly: the blade is still glowing golden, as if it was made of fire. He already loves it* I think I'm gonna keep this baby.
Madison: It's good to know you like it since we don't have any other.
Daniel: Feels like it's been made especially for me! *He turns it around twice, getting used to its weight, and then turns around, searching for Mel* Where's...?
Mel: *he runs out from behind the corner, literally throwing himself in Daniel's arms.*
Madison: Are you serious right now?!
Daniel: *He chuckles and wraps his arms around Mel, temporarily letting go of the sword to embrace him better* Were you scared? I'm sorry you had to put your life on the line for me, that wasn't supposed to happen.
Mel: *Shakes his head quickly and presses his noses against Daniel's.*
Madison: Let me guess: "Don't worry, I'm okay as long as you are okay, it doesn't matter that you're literally covered in Cyclops goo. Let's roll around in it as you take me again and again and again until I even forget my name!"
Daniel: Madison, don't be vulgar and out of line, and... *he suddenly stops and turns to look at her* Is that what he's saying?
Mel: *He really blushes this time, and looks down.*
Madison: *chuckles* He only said-said the part where he was happy you were okay. The rest was... some kind of emotional flood, which I'm not happy about either, but...
Daniel: *Turns back to look at Mel again and holds his face in both his hands, despite the fact that they're still covered in blood, as the rest of him* I wanna roll around in goo with you too! *he says honestly, and then he leans in, kissing him passionately*
Mel: *He answers the kiss with the same passion, throwing his arms around Daniel's neck.*
Madison: Is this gonna be a thing? You two kissing where monsters' interiors of any kind are involved? What is it? A new trend among you weird bisexual people?!
Daniel: *groans in the kiss and unwillingly parts from the kid* Alright, alright, I got it! You don't approve of public displays of affection, especially if the "public" involved is you. Fine. We'll try and keep our instincts at bay. Alright?
Madison: Good. Make sure I don't see your tongue in his throat ever again.
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" I wanna roll around in goo with you too!"
#maccheschifo #stopdaniel2k14 #menomalecheseibello #tivogliamobenelostesso #alsoyayforResolvedSexualTension
"Is this gonna be a thing? You two kissing where monsters' interiors of any kind are involved? What is it? A new trend among you weird bisexual people?!"
#madsforpresident
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