purple monkey dishwasher.
http://www.google.com/search?q=blah+blah+blah+purple+monkey+dishwasher+site:nytimes.comor
http://movies.nytimes.com/2007/12/21/movies/21trea.html I mean, really... Ancient Native American was the best they could do? One language? Dude... Mesoamerican was obvious at the first glance, after day one of arkeo 100.
And yes, it sucked. But was funnish, and given as I'm sick, I wasn't so much in the mood for enchanted, so it fit the bill.
Parents just left, next house guests arriving thursday. In(s)anity will no doubt ensue.