Comments | maria_medusa: Things that are shit #1

maria_medusa

Things that are shit #1

Mar 23, 2007 00:39

I have found the official worst songs lyrics ever.

Natasha Bedingfield...I Wanna Have Your Babies

( HOW, just how the fuck does this song exist? )

wtf

Comments 3

blameiton March 23 2007, 00:54:50 UTC

They are indeed bad, but they don't come close to the wonderous, fantastical rhyming genius of Desiree:

Life:

Ooh, Yeah
Oh yeah
Oh Life
Oh Life
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news ( ... )

kanzakura March 23 2007, 00:58:41 UTC

'Cause in my head there's a slot machine

And little else, apparently...

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maria_medusa March 23 2007, 16:33:23 UTC

When I'm confronted by a hot man, I just want to jump his bones, without the baby making part.