Imaginary shopping does a sad girl good
So yeah, I went pretend shopping today, whilst bouncing my Tinkerbell to sleep. Here are some things that if I had unlimited money and in some cases, a tummy tuck, I'd totally buy and wear. Now you all know my fashion sense, even if I don't seem to wear anything besides jeans and a tee shirt. I'll cut the links for the sake of friends pages...
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/jollyroger.html - If I had this necklace, I'd wear it now. I absolutely love pirates.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/cherrydress3.html - I'd wear this dress now, as well, but somehow I don't think Matt would like me in cherries. Too rockabilly for him. I'd probably wear it anyways.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/cherrytop.html - this would probably be an acceptable compromise for him. After I get a breast reduction, I'll probably save up for this shirt - by then it ought to fit me without any extra tailoring.
http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/hotbikini.html - Hmm, maybe after I can afford a tummy tuck to fix my poor child-distended abdomen.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/leoparddress1.html - love this with leopard, but they offer the same dress with plain colors for the collar and cuffs - Matt would maybe go for that.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/mothertee.html - again, our fashion senses differ, but he'd actually probably like this tee on me.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/leopardpumps.html - oh come on, I'm a woman, and I love shoes. Especially something like this - I'd totally wear it with jeans and a black t-shirt, just to add some flava.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/pirateshoes.html - I love pirates, remember?
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/retromaryjanes1.html - Mary janes with the holes poked in the leather. Yeah. Gotta love that. Matt would like these shoes, I just haven't spent 40 bucks on a pair of shoes since I was in high school.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/grannyboots.html - these to wear under dresses. I've always liked granny boots and dresses.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/cowgirlboots.html - yeah, see, this is what I think cowgirl boots should be. None of that pointy toe jazz. Chunky heels to make it easy to dance in. Get me these in black.
http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/masuimidress.html - I would knit myself a little brown shrug - ooh, or maybe crochet one in a floral stitch, so that I could wear this to church.This I would wear now - this style is so so flattering to my body.
http://www.dickiesgirl.com/Bull_Pant_in_St_Corduroy/pd/np/210/p/10001.html - I have always loved tan corduroy pants. I was so sad when my favorite pair finally ripped across the behind. I know Matt likes this style, and in fact, has borrowed my tan corduroy pants in the past.
http://www.dickiesgirl.com/GI_Jane_Dress/pd/np/300/p/30005.html - I love the boy scout vibe this dress gives off.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=463&itemID=46250 - these are absolutely my favoritest jeans of all, right now. I love the waist tab, I love the big ankles, I love everything about these pants.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=463&itemID=45469 - LOVE this skirt. I love it so much, that I am tempted to take my 2 identical pairs of Levis and chop them up to make this skirt. The only reason I haven't yet is that the pair that would be the main part of the skirt has a teeny paint stain on the leg.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=14&itemID=46270 - not only would I wear these normally, but they would be part of an extremely awesome pirate costume - these pants, a corset, stripey shirt, dagger in the teeth, bandanna... Can you see where I'm going with this?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=14&itemID=46289 - I'd never wear this by itself, except maybe as pajamas, but I would totally wear this with any dress or skirt that is just a little too short, or just a little too low cut. Would also be great when I bellydance, to go under a colorful choli, skirt and belt - no need to trip on over long harem pants, and would nicely cover my creepy stretch marks.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1073&itemID=46708 - remember how I said I liked leggings?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1073&itemID=46339 - and leopard print?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1073&itemID=46337 - well, I like plaid, too.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1073&itemID=46506 - and camo.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46642 - because, haha, I'm short!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46476 - sneetches, you beetches!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46090 - can't have grown up in the 80s without having seen Goonies...
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46778 - pretty
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=45757 - better than peanut butter and jelly
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46900 - I just love this one, I don't know why. Guess I'm 'flakey'...
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46647 - I totally still have all my tapes in a box - wish I had a tape player.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46645 - I <3 my Malibu
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46762 - Yeah, Furby!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=44418 - because I am
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46815 - also pretty
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=45056 - there's a reason Tinkerbell is my daughter's name
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46380 - again, pirate lover
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=944&itemID=46771 - cute and warm and green
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=944&itemID=46896 - If I ever got a swallow tat, it would be these guys, in homage to Disney and Sailor Jerry
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=944&itemID=46770 - this is very flattering to busty girls
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46776 - can I have one in every color?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46472 - Snurfle - this would be a "wait to wear after reduction" thing
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46466 - have you figured out yet that I like stripes?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46783 - the red one, with skulls on.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46492 - twinkle twinkle
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46490 - I do like lace, sometimes
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46691 - I love tunics, but this would be something I need to go down another size to look great in
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46690 - this on the other hand, would look great on me now.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46688 - puffy sleeves, who could ask for more?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46483 - I'd wear it alone, or under a black hoodie, or black tee
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46720 - come on, cupcakes!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46510 - empire waists are flattering
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46454 - great with the above blue jean skirt and granny boots
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=45945 - another one I'd like one of every color in
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=16&itemID=46584 - the leetle buckles are cute. I would wear these with either leggings or blue jeans or khakis
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=16&itemID=46264 - I wonder if I could get away with this skirt at church?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=16&itemID=45949 - Oooh, I want this in brown, since I already have a long black and a long pink skirt
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=16&itemID=46240 - too cute to pass up!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=19&itemID=46684 - jammie pants!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=19&itemID=46681 - matching tanktop!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=19&itemID=46685 - matching long sleeve! wear all 3 together...
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=37&itemID=46170 - these would actually be warm and practical, here in Utah
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=37&itemID=46633 - I <3 skimmers
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=37&itemID=45912 - pink and black and hippos? I'm in
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=37&itemID=46618 - this kind of shoe makes my legs look killer
OK, I think that's enough - anybody who actually looked at all that now has a good idea of what I would want to buy at the store. Things to remember: pirates, pink and black, green, plaid, skimmers, skulls, cupcakes, hippos, Tinkerbell, cherries, leopard print.
*sigh*
By the time I have the body to wear what I want, none of this will be around, except for maybe the stuff from pinupgirl.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/jollyroger.html - If I had this necklace, I'd wear it now. I absolutely love pirates.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/cherrydress3.html - I'd wear this dress now, as well, but somehow I don't think Matt would like me in cherries. Too rockabilly for him. I'd probably wear it anyways.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/cherrytop.html - this would probably be an acceptable compromise for him. After I get a breast reduction, I'll probably save up for this shirt - by then it ought to fit me without any extra tailoring.
http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/hotbikini.html - Hmm, maybe after I can afford a tummy tuck to fix my poor child-distended abdomen.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/leoparddress1.html - love this with leopard, but they offer the same dress with plain colors for the collar and cuffs - Matt would maybe go for that.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/mothertee.html - again, our fashion senses differ, but he'd actually probably like this tee on me.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/leopardpumps.html - oh come on, I'm a woman, and I love shoes. Especially something like this - I'd totally wear it with jeans and a black t-shirt, just to add some flava.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/pirateshoes.html - I love pirates, remember?
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/retromaryjanes1.html - Mary janes with the holes poked in the leather. Yeah. Gotta love that. Matt would like these shoes, I just haven't spent 40 bucks on a pair of shoes since I was in high school.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/grannyboots.html - these to wear under dresses. I've always liked granny boots and dresses.
http://pinupgirlclothing.com/cowgirlboots.html - yeah, see, this is what I think cowgirl boots should be. None of that pointy toe jazz. Chunky heels to make it easy to dance in. Get me these in black.
http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/masuimidress.html - I would knit myself a little brown shrug - ooh, or maybe crochet one in a floral stitch, so that I could wear this to church.This I would wear now - this style is so so flattering to my body.
http://www.dickiesgirl.com/Bull_Pant_in_St_Corduroy/pd/np/210/p/10001.html - I have always loved tan corduroy pants. I was so sad when my favorite pair finally ripped across the behind. I know Matt likes this style, and in fact, has borrowed my tan corduroy pants in the past.
http://www.dickiesgirl.com/GI_Jane_Dress/pd/np/300/p/30005.html - I love the boy scout vibe this dress gives off.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=463&itemID=46250 - these are absolutely my favoritest jeans of all, right now. I love the waist tab, I love the big ankles, I love everything about these pants.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=463&itemID=45469 - LOVE this skirt. I love it so much, that I am tempted to take my 2 identical pairs of Levis and chop them up to make this skirt. The only reason I haven't yet is that the pair that would be the main part of the skirt has a teeny paint stain on the leg.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=14&itemID=46270 - not only would I wear these normally, but they would be part of an extremely awesome pirate costume - these pants, a corset, stripey shirt, dagger in the teeth, bandanna... Can you see where I'm going with this?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=14&itemID=46289 - I'd never wear this by itself, except maybe as pajamas, but I would totally wear this with any dress or skirt that is just a little too short, or just a little too low cut. Would also be great when I bellydance, to go under a colorful choli, skirt and belt - no need to trip on over long harem pants, and would nicely cover my creepy stretch marks.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1073&itemID=46708 - remember how I said I liked leggings?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1073&itemID=46339 - and leopard print?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1073&itemID=46337 - well, I like plaid, too.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1073&itemID=46506 - and camo.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46642 - because, haha, I'm short!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46476 - sneetches, you beetches!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46090 - can't have grown up in the 80s without having seen Goonies...
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46778 - pretty
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=45757 - better than peanut butter and jelly
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46900 - I just love this one, I don't know why. Guess I'm 'flakey'...
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46647 - I totally still have all my tapes in a box - wish I had a tape player.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46645 - I <3 my Malibu
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46762 - Yeah, Furby!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=44418 - because I am
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46815 - also pretty
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=45056 - there's a reason Tinkerbell is my daughter's name
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=544&itemID=46380 - again, pirate lover
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=944&itemID=46771 - cute and warm and green
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=944&itemID=46896 - If I ever got a swallow tat, it would be these guys, in homage to Disney and Sailor Jerry
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=944&itemID=46770 - this is very flattering to busty girls
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46776 - can I have one in every color?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46472 - Snurfle - this would be a "wait to wear after reduction" thing
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46466 - have you figured out yet that I like stripes?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46783 - the red one, with skulls on.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46492 - twinkle twinkle
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46490 - I do like lace, sometimes
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46691 - I love tunics, but this would be something I need to go down another size to look great in
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46690 - this on the other hand, would look great on me now.
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46688 - puffy sleeves, who could ask for more?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46483 - I'd wear it alone, or under a black hoodie, or black tee
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46720 - come on, cupcakes!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46510 - empire waists are flattering
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=46454 - great with the above blue jean skirt and granny boots
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=22&itemID=45945 - another one I'd like one of every color in
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=16&itemID=46584 - the leetle buckles are cute. I would wear these with either leggings or blue jeans or khakis
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=16&itemID=46264 - I wonder if I could get away with this skirt at church?
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=16&itemID=45949 - Oooh, I want this in brown, since I already have a long black and a long pink skirt
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=16&itemID=46240 - too cute to pass up!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=19&itemID=46684 - jammie pants!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=19&itemID=46681 - matching tanktop!
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=19&itemID=46685 - matching long sleeve! wear all 3 together...
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=37&itemID=46170 - these would actually be warm and practical, here in Utah
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=37&itemID=46633 - I <3 skimmers
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=37&itemID=45912 - pink and black and hippos? I'm in
http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=37&itemID=46618 - this kind of shoe makes my legs look killer
OK, I think that's enough - anybody who actually looked at all that now has a good idea of what I would want to buy at the store. Things to remember: pirates, pink and black, green, plaid, skimmers, skulls, cupcakes, hippos, Tinkerbell, cherries, leopard print.
*sigh*
By the time I have the body to wear what I want, none of this will be around, except for maybe the stuff from pinupgirl.