Ninjas beat Pirates beat Robots beat Clowns
(15:39:04) Marginal Warfare: Remember the arse kicking circle. Ninja beats pirate beats robot beats clown beats ninja. Every seen a ninja fighting a clown? Now you know why
(15:39:24) Weev: clown beats ninja?
(15:39:25) Weev: since when?
(15:39:50) Weev: i refuse to believe this
(15:39:56) Marginal Warfare: since the Shimani clan's raid on the Ringling Bros. and Barnum Baily circus
(15:40:12) Marginal Warfare: the lions fed well that night
(15:40:30) Weev: lololol
(15:40:37) Weev: sorry ninja beats *
(15:40:46) Weev: srsly
(15:41:04) Marginal Warfare: live in your fantasy world if you must
(15:41:49) Weev: wtf do clowns have against wall runs, caltrops, ninja swords, insane stunts, acid spitting, ninja smoke, kawarimi, ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu mastery?
(15:41:56) Weev: clown shoes?
(15:41:58) Weev: clown cars?
(15:42:05) Marginal Warfare: yes
(15:42:30) Weev: this is fucking lame man
(15:42:33) Marginal Warfare: hehe
(15:42:51) Weev: so you're telling me bozo could beat naruto
(15:43:01) Marginal Warfare: nah, bozo's dead
(15:43:07) Marginal Warfare: a robot got him
(15:43:23) Marginal Warfare: hmm, where do zombie clowns fit in the circle?
(15:43:23) Weev: what if he resurrected himself through forbidden clown magick
(15:44:15) Marginal Warfare: ok, sticking with the spirit of the question... yes
(15:44:21) Marginal Warfare: bozo beats naruto
(15:44:23) Weev: wtf
(15:44:26) Weev: naruto has kyubi
(15:44:28) Weev: and rasengan
(15:44:34) Weev: and kage bunshin
(15:44:44) Weev: and bozo has those buckets you throw the balls in
(15:44:50) Weev: this is srsly fucktarded
(15:44:56) Marginal Warfare: but naruto beats Cpt. Jack Sparrow, who beats Bozo
(15:45:15) Marginal Warfare: it's like rock paper scissors
(15:45:17) Weev: wait i thought it was robots who beat clowns?
(15:45:24) Marginal Warfare: pirates beat robots
(15:45:39) Weev: naruto would beat captain jack sparrow who would beat bender who would beat bozo?
(15:45:44) Marginal Warfare: yep
(15:45:50) Weev: no sorry
(15:45:53) Weev: naruto could take on all of them at once
(15:46:09) Marginal Warfare: naruto could beat bender too
(15:46:12) Marginal Warfare: just not bozo directly
(15:47:04) Weev: okay let's assume that ninjas have an inherent weakness to clowns
(15:47:12) Weev: naruto is still such a powerful ninja he could defeat all but the most powerful of clowns
(15:47:22) Weev: and let's face it, there are no powerful clowns
(15:47:30) Weev: they are all middleaged, balding pedophiles
(15:47:44) Weev: they have no abilities except for the inappropriate touching of children
(15:47:47) Marginal Warfare: hahaha
(15:48:13) Weev: therefore all ninjas beat all clowns until the day when clowns begin developing unstoppable clown fighting techniques
(15:48:23) Marginal Warfare: what about the one played by Tim Curry in that Stephen King movie?
(15:48:33) Weev: okay
(15:48:36) Weev: maybe him
(15:48:38) Weev: and john wayne gacy
(15:49:02) Weev: and the killer clowns from outer space
(15:49:12) Marginal Warfare: see?
(15:49:21) Weev: still
(15:49:27) Weev: that's a very small minority of powerful clowns
(15:49:36) Weev: vs a vast body of high-level ninjas
(15:50:12) Weev: and there's such a large number of ninjas that they could take the clowns out in groups
(15:50:33) Marginal Warfare: I didn't make the rules man, I'm just the messenger
(15:50:52) Weev: WHO THE FUCK MADE THE CLOWNS BEAT NINJAS RULE
(15:50:55) Weev: THIS RULE MAKES NO SENSE