you know what time it is.
1. When is the last time you held hands with someone?
Saturday night. Lizzzzzz.
2. You wake up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you do?
Want my titties back! Except then i'd have a pee-wee too. Hmm. I don't know about that.
3. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Sure dude, why not.
4.Where is your mom?
At home.
5. Morning or night person?
night! the fact that i'm waking up at 8 every morning astounds me.
6.What was the last movie you watched?
not a clue.
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
crushes are dumb. "ooh baby i'm crushin on you." what does that mean? I love people. I like people. I will eventually be with SOMEONE. If I know them now or not is the question. Probably not. Who knows. I don't.
8. Any cool scars?
haha
9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first.
where's number 10?
11. Ever been in love?
yeah. How easy it is to fall out of it when someone is mean.
12. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
I'm not friends with people who make fun of me. That's ridiculous.
13. Cell Phone?
My name is Margie
14. Would you ever dye your hair red?
i will. in about 2 weeks.
15. You + alcohol=
Vocal. No matter what mood it happens to be... i will let you know. haha.
16. Why are you so fzucking awesome?
I don't know what fzucking means. But I am awesome.
17. What career would you wish to be in?
Baker. But not like plain old "baker". Amazing cake maker, pastry chef, chocolatier. If someone wants to gimme $25,600 to make that happen at Le Cordon Bleu, lemm know.
18. Which country would you like to visit?
Italia
19. Do you want a well paying job or a job you enjoy?
For now? Well-paying. So i can go to more school and get a job that pays well AND that I enjoy. The starving artist lifestyle doesn't suit me. I need to be able to buy my own house.
20. Do you wish to have the same best friends when you're older?
Yeah dude. My friends rock.
21. Do you believe in needing a religion?
No. If you "need" your religion, go to therapy and fix your own life. God or Satan or whomever can't do it for you. Come back to your religion when you do it because you ENJOY it.
22. What did you wear today?
Nothing. I'm streaking across campus. It's a little chilly.
23. When were you last on the phone?
20 min ago. Mumsie.
24. What were the shoes you wore today?
flip-flops. Yes, it was 44 degrees when I left my house this morning. I love it.
25. Do you like math?
no. I'm good at it, but I hate it.
26. What about history?
I love history. I love culture and people and seeing things develop. I think I got that from my Diddykins.
27. Have you ever seen 5 squirrels at one time?
Like... hanging out together? Or in a day? Or chillin poolside?
28. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, my little nose is elusive.
29. Do you have a brother?
um, maybe. My father has a son? That's a better way to phrase it.
30. Did your great grandad fight in the civil war?
My "great grandad" was born AFTER the civil war. How old do you think i am, homie? Jesus.
31. Who's your favorite person to talk to online?
Emily because she makes me laugh. Caroline because she has ESP.
32. Have you ever used photobucket?
Nah.
33. Do you like hugs?
I live for them.
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
nopes. Thank God. Now I can have more time for my secret life as Batgirl. TO THE BATCAVE!
35. Do you want to be a doctor?
no. bodily fluids make me ill. i hate the smell of urine more than anything in the world.
37. What do you do right before you go to bed?
Watch Food Network, maybe read, maybe stare at the ceiling.
38. Right when you get out of bed?
Curse. Put in my contacts.
39. Have you ever loved one of your Boyfriends/Girlfriends?
What the fuck's the point of having one if you don't? I don't understand these retarded people who stay with people they don't even love as human beings, much less romantic partners. If you can't stand your "bf" get a new one or learn to love yourself enough to not settle.
40. Would you date a girl with hair shorter than yours?
I like boys. No, rephrase. I love men. :) And yes, his hair should be shorter than mine.
41. Do you want to be famous?
no. Unless it's on Food Network.
42. Do you spend a lot of time contemplating life's unanswerables?
nothing is unanswerable. Make up your own answers and get on with your life.
43. Do you do your own laundry?
yes. but i do need to do a load or two still.