A tribute to Jennifer

May 19, 2005 10:39


Happy   ½  Birthday!

J e n n I f e r !



here's a little story for you and some qoutes by the notorious Johnny Depp

Birthday Box

One day some random guy was walking down the road when he tripped over a large box. It said happy birthday on it so he thought; I guess someone left this for me since it is my birthday. He sat down and began to unwrap the box. after a couple of hours he began to wonder when the box would finally reveal it's treasure - if it even had any, well surely it does he thought. Unknown to him he was actually on the middle of a broad way stage where people were paying to see him open a box. The guy was deaf so he didn't see them and they also put in a two way mirror. After many days of selling tickets and him not sleeping, he got eaten by a shark that was playing the flute. He died a slow and miserable death.

*FLASH*

He woke up. Wow it was only a dream. He got up and went on his morning walk. Then he found a box, "O someone left this for me he thought..."

"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."  ~j.depp

"There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love."  ~j.depp

"I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it." ~j.depp

happy 1/2 birthday jennifer.



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