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Last night was so scary! Struth! On me curtain was this mutant bug thin' and I was so scared ter go near it. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you. I 'ad me sister end 'er shower early so she can kill it but we couldn't find it. I'll get out me spoons. After about five or ten minutes of lookin' for it wiv extreme caution, me bruvver came in and shook up the curtain and it fell next ter me bed and squashed it! Honest guv! I vacuumed real good that night. It turned out ter be a centipede. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. I thought it was a little 'airy caterpillar that moved really fast. Then this mornin' there was a spider in the corner of the ceiling. I 'ad me Pop kill it. I 'ate bugs.
Remember May 25ff is me 'alf Birffday and Jennifer's is on Thursday
Remember May 25ff is me 'alf Birffday and Jennifer's is on Thursday