All About Me: The Obligatory Self Centered Post
1. Do you think you get enough sleep at night? You can never get enough sleep.
2. Do you know anyone better then yourself? Nope. I do think that's possiable.
3. Where do you go to on Christmas? To my parent's house.
4. Do you care about what your hair looks like? Very much.
5. Have you ever played guitar hero? Yes and I enjoyed it very much.
6. Do you often question say questions starting with "what if"? Yes, I do.
7. Who is first on your speed dial? I hate speed dial. So no one.
8. How were you at age 8? nerdy, shy, and just starting to have early onset acne. Thanks, genetics.
9. Do you like white or black more? Black.
10. Have you ever wanted a mohawk? Nope, but I always wanted to give someone one.
11. How many hours of tv do you watch in a week? Depends. More during off periods, less during school quarters, none at all during Finals.
12. Did something make you mad today? No actually.
13. Last text? Caro. It was about parties.
14. What do you put on your toast? PB, Jelly, Butter.
15. If your friends were going on a road trip, would you go? Pretty much anywhere.
16. Why did you last laugh? I read something making fun of the wonderfully cheezy Twilight.
17. Are you a believer? I want to believe.
18. Would you change your last name if you were married? Totally hybhinate that.
19. Who do you hate more than anyone? A friend's roomate's boyfriend. Complete douche.
20. What day is today? Tuesday.
21. Do you sing off key? I'm tone deaf, so that would be an always.
22. Have you ever slept with your hair wet? Yes, and it bugs the Hell out of me.
23. Do you want something right now? A donut. A million dollars. An orgasm shared with a handsome man. I want alot....
24. Are you an artist? I wish.
25. Nintendo Wii, PS3, or Xbox 360? None. I find all that to be boring.
26. Did you go out of the house today? Yep. I went to GRCC and Safeway.
27. Do you wear bandanas? When camping. I'm always greasy little thing.
28. Do you like bananas? Favorite fruit.
29. What holidays do you celebrate? Any. I like a Knee-Up.
30. Where you there to watch the ball drop or did you watch it on tv? On the telly.
31. What color is your hair dryer? Cherry red.
32. What color is your bra? Polk dotted.
33. Are you wearing anything unusual? No.
34. What kind of colors do you like? Cool or Jewel tones. Greens, Blues, Purples, Pinks, Reds, Orange.
35. Are you wearing earrings? All the time.
36. Do you type alot or a lot? Depends on what the situation is.
37. What is your name? Maggie (That's all you need to know Internet folks)
38. Have you ever smoked pot? .....yes
39. What color is your cat or dog? Black and a brown tabby.
40. What do you think of your siblings? I don't have any.
41. What are you going to do now? Watch the Golden Girls.
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HARD:
Will you answer every question honestly? Depends.
Have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high? Drunk. And it was complete Hell. The room was spinning, I was sweating, I puked twice. Lovely times....Not.
Have you ever punched anyone in the face? No, but I've been punched in the face.
Do you miss anything or anyone? Yes.
What makes you laugh no matter what? Black Comedy.
Who was the last person you talked to? My Dad. He just wondered by....
What do you dislike at the moment? Asian style veggies. The smell just doesn't work for me right now.
Name one person on your top friends who is the most like you? My friend who will be known as "CoCo".
HARDER:e
Do you get butterflies around the guy/girl you like? Yeah.
Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age? No, I am in my early twenites
Will you get married? Maybe?
Will you be doing drugs in the near future? Sometime before the end of the year.
Do you lie about your age? Not usually.
VERY PERSONAL:
Are you happy with yourself? No.
Would you change yourself for the person you love? Depends on what they want changed.
What do you think about when times get hard? "Buck up little pony" My mom says this.
SECRETS:
When did you last cry? Yesterday.
What are you currently thinking? That my tummy is chubby.
Has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once? No.
SHOCKING:
Have you done bad things with your parents nearby? I've masturbated when they where in the other room.
Have you started a horrible rumor about somebody? Once, it was an accident though.
Did you ever fail the school year? No.
Have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs? Hell no.
Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night? Just chunks of them.
If there were true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick? True Love, you just can't stop it. Not even death.
If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with? Neither. I'm a big girl now.
If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose? As much as I hate to say it, family member. 5 to 1 ratio is a biggie one.
Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member? No.
THE LOVE STUFF:
Do you think you know the meaning of love? No
What’s the most important part of a relationship in your opinion? Communcation
If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them? Yeah,
THE RANDOM STUFF:
Do you spend time with the same people always? Usually.
Do you think best friends can be replaced? I know for a fact that they can't.
Name as many people as you can that you can tell ANYTHING to: None. My mom tought me that.
When is the last time you were truly happy with your life? Before I was five.
Where was your default facebook picture taken? The beach.
What do you do when you have a bad day? Cry
Do you really think exes can be friends? No
Who messaged you last? Caro
When was the last time you told someone you loved them? The last time I talked to my mother.
If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you? Yes
Do you fall for people easily? No
Are you quick to start a fight? No, I'm passive-aggresive.
Do your parents really know YOU: No
Lyrics stuck in your head? "we used to be friends/A long time ago/ But I haven't thought of you lately"
Are you tired? Always
Any friends you'd like to tell how much you appreciate them? None right now.
Last time you walked farther than one block? Yesterday.
What curse word do you use the most? Fuck
Do you own an iPod? Yes
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep? I've taken herbal supplements
Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk? Soy
When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks? Yesterday, in the morning.
Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back? yeah, 'cause I talk about them sometimes.
Is Anyone In Love With You? No
Ever Cry In Public? I've been known to.
Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo? I'm body arted out right now.
What’s The Weather Like? Overcast and humid.
Woud You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos? Yeah
Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box? Yep, I'm always fighting a losing battle against my weight.
Do You Use Sarcasm? Well, yeah.
Do you get alonarg better with the same sex or opposite? The same.
Do You Watch The News? Sometimes
How Did You Get One Of Your Scars? An oven
Who was the last person to make you mad? My mother
Do You Like Anybody? Not romantically.
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What do each of these names bring to mind?
Jack: Captin Jack Harkness from Doctor Who
James: St. James the Baptist Church
Chris: Lier. I went to high school with that kid.
Heather: A lovely girl I work with
Ryan: Seacrest and his shinny white teeth
Samantha: Bee, from the Daily Show.
Beth: Someone is a pioneer. Westward Ho!
Danny: McCoy. From the show Las Vergas
Kelly: Nutty girl from College. Dropped out last year
Stephanie: Valley girl
Michelle: Obama. She's going to be a kick ass First Lady
Stacy: from the Babysitter's Club.
Teresa: Mother Teresa
Russell: The clothing brand
Jacob: Black, the werewolf from Twilight.
Phillip: Sperm. I have no idea why...
Jake: From Animorphs, old school.
Adam: and Eve.
Brian: Cute Freckles.
Nick: Doucey Frat boys.
Tasha: The Second horse I've ever ridden.
Sarah: Farmgirl could brench press me.
Amanda: Dino!
Richard: the Lionhearted. As in, I'm to busy being a giant dick in the Middle East and wasting all your tax money, King Richard.
Troy: Turkey.
Wes: Farmboy!!! "As You Wish!"
Linda: Soccer Moms.
Bridgette: Bitch.
Tim: My friends call me....Tim.
Joel: Lovely hair.
Elias: The Jonas Brothers.
Brooke: Girl who can't spell her last name.
Sophie: Sophie's World
David: The Rule of David.
John: Smith. Or John Doe.
Kevin: Kid who died.
Clay: Totally gay.
Judd: One tooth.
Christina: China.
Tate: Nate.
Nikki: Hookers.
Petunia: Harry Potter
Mandy: "Oh Mandy/Baby"
Craig: list
Austin: Texas.
Colin: The twins.
Bill: Dollar.
Adrian: The Highlander
Betsy: Ross and crazy fashion
Eric: Whitty's brother.