Feb 01, 2008 12:08
I have just received forms querying expenses on DVDs in the past year.
Sometimes I despair of the penpushers' mentality. I'll never forget the time when some of the brass decided to have the condom machines removed on the grounds that most of our agents are in their teens.
It was one of the few times that Agent Murphy has proved capable of constructive work. We showed them the hygene films while Agent Murphy talked about the symptoms of Drokken Pox and The Mimsies.
I have a psychology degree, but many do confuse that with psychiatry so I ... it seemed appropriate to wear rather a severe hairstyle and to question them about their own early sexual experiences while the films were running.
We still have our original fittings and I've heard that one of the beaurocrats has entered therapy. I wonder if that was the man who started to call me, "Mommy."?
The odd thing is that his wife sent me a box of chocolates. I gave them to Murphy. He had earned his keep for once but that is so unusual that if the chocolates weren't quite as specified it seemed to be a win/win situation.