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It was finally here, the night of the party. Not just any party - Jeff's bachelor party. And Marf, the stalwart Best Woman, had plans.
She and her mate Justin slipped on their monkey masks, grabbed Marf's ferocious looking sword, and barged into Jeff's house. "Put this shirt on," she cried, and the terrified Jeff trembled as he put his accoutrements on.
Armed with her wits and mighty sword, Marf and Justin strongarmed the bemused groom into the car and took him to a Secret Location.
"Where are we going?" he asked, but Marf wouldn't tell. It wasn't until they sat him down that Jeff realized where he was. "Rue 13! And the burlesque, oh my!"
And he sat down and ordered the first of many drinks.
To his surprise, Jeff found out that his friend Joe had come, and so Joe and Marf sat down to feed Jeff some sushi.
Marf was a little stunned at all the fish.
And thus, armed with liquor and what some countries pass for food, the show began. Lillian Graves was the first lovely lady to appear.
Followed next by the sexy Greta Garter.
Marf was much pleased by the dancing. But not as pleased as joe was when Foxy Feelion showed up.
She gave Joe an extra special prize. Look how pleased he is.
Just when Marf didn't think it could get any more fun, it did. Sturdy Gurl came out, and with a flick of her fire wands awed Marf. Who was good and in fact, did not try to touch the fire this time, having learned her lesson with the last fire dancer.
Jeff was drinking, and thus was caught unawares when Sturdy finished and he was dragged onstage along with another bachelorette for a special surprise.
"Wait, ladies and gentlemen!" Sturdy shouted. We have a special event for you!"
"They will dance for you! And Greta will show some examples."
Greta faced the crowd and gave them a faceful of sexy.
She shimmied and swayed with the boa, givimg them some "moves."
Then it was the baechelors' turns. The unknown woman, henceforth known as "Buttfloss", was not too bad.
Jeff, however, was so good and hilarious that no photos were able to be taken, as everyone was laughing too hard at the poor drunk lad. But he won a nice feather boa out of it.
Marf was quite enamored with the boa, and tried to see if it would look good on her head. Jeff was amused.
As they laughed, Greta shimmied on stage for a most amazing act - the silks.
She hiked herself up on the fabric and with some amazing moves that should never be repeated in bed, began her act.
Oh, how she flipped!
And twirled!
And with yet another flip, she posed before doing some other amazing moves that were too fast to be photo'ed.
And so, with much liquor in their bellies, Marf and Justin took Jeff home to sleep out what would be a hangover the next day. Good thing his wedding was the next weekend!
THE END