Letters 2
Dear Yuuko,
Stop being so stuck up. Pull the stick outta your butt. No wonder you don't have an international roommate.
Sincerely,
White Girl Who's Tired of Being Blown Off
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Dear Guy From Shokudo,
I'm sorry Mike was plastered and flipped you off. This does not give you any reason or excuse to give me nasty looks like I'm a worm. I do not appreciate having someone wrinkle their nose at me and give me a look of death for simply appearing in the same room, when I have not done anything to you. I could do the same for you for wearing the uber short skirt when cross-dressing at the Halloween party, but I'm not.
You and Yuuko are clearly friends. Maybe you should arrange a marriage before the real world kills you.
Sincerely,
The Girl Who Politely Enters and Leaves the Room But Gets Looked At Like a Piece of Poo By You
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Dear Mark,
You are the bestest boyfriend evar. Yes, EVAR. You sent me books and the video game which I so deeply desire, allowing my tendencies to love explode cars come to life, which means I can passive-aggressively relieve the stress of being surrounded by jerkfaces.
But that's not all that you do. You always know exactly what to say when I'm upset, and you're always there or me when I'm happy. Here's to our 20 months together and to many more in the future. I am lucky to have you in my life. ^.^ I love you.
Sincerely,
Your Marf
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Dear David,
I need to escape this hellhole. Can I come to Kyoto this weekend?
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Vagrant
Stop being so stuck up. Pull the stick outta your butt. No wonder you don't have an international roommate.
Sincerely,
White Girl Who's Tired of Being Blown Off
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Dear Guy From Shokudo,
I'm sorry Mike was plastered and flipped you off. This does not give you any reason or excuse to give me nasty looks like I'm a worm. I do not appreciate having someone wrinkle their nose at me and give me a look of death for simply appearing in the same room, when I have not done anything to you. I could do the same for you for wearing the uber short skirt when cross-dressing at the Halloween party, but I'm not.
You and Yuuko are clearly friends. Maybe you should arrange a marriage before the real world kills you.
Sincerely,
The Girl Who Politely Enters and Leaves the Room But Gets Looked At Like a Piece of Poo By You
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Dear Mark,
You are the bestest boyfriend evar. Yes, EVAR. You sent me books and the video game which I so deeply desire, allowing my tendencies to love explode cars come to life, which means I can passive-aggressively relieve the stress of being surrounded by jerkfaces.
But that's not all that you do. You always know exactly what to say when I'm upset, and you're always there or me when I'm happy. Here's to our 20 months together and to many more in the future. I am lucky to have you in my life. ^.^ I love you.
Sincerely,
Your Marf
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Dear David,
I need to escape this hellhole. Can I come to Kyoto this weekend?
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Vagrant