Random Thoughts Before Bed

Jun 12, 2009 23:28

I got a username in Facebook: mareserinitatis

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My dad was trying to psyche me out. We're renting a tamper tomorrow, and dad was making jokes about how those might be fun. *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge*

I responded, "Dad, I already have a vibrator!"

I think that is the first time in my life that I left him speechless...and red in the face. I guess implications aren't as embarassing as saying the actual word...especially when you're not the one saying it.

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Wanda Sykes makes fun of Rush Limbaugh, who is a certifiable misogynist jerk, and she's the one making controversial statements?!?! Give me a break.

rush limbaugh, facebook, sex, humor

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