"It's about time the Winchesters got back to tackling a good, old-fashioned, black-and-white case." YES. YES IT IS.
"You were in hell."
"That's no excuse."
THE WAY SAMMY WATCHES HIM BUY HIS PRETZEL. ♥
"I never forget a pretty... anything." OH DEAN YOU ARE SO FREAKIN' VELVETY SMOOTH.
"I'm a maverick, ma'am... The one thing I don't play by is the rules." Firstly, MAVERICK. Secondly, THE WINK CHIME.
Dean's smirk. It is so cocky and full of it and goddamn sexy.
I LOVE it when Dean is a total asshole AND IT WORKS.
NO SCARS. WAIT OH FUCK DEAN IS A VIRGIN AJFKDSAJI WHAT WHAT. KRIPKE JUST WENT THERE. OMFG. I CAN DIE HAPPY. CANNOT EVEN PROCESS RIGHT NOW.
Ohhh the carnival music. I love it. (Also, the way she's sucking down that drink? Abby with her Caf-Pow!, anyone??)
Mmm nasty entrails. AWESOME.
SOMEONE ICON DEAN'S HEADACHE FACE RIGHT NOW. With his ring omg.
Deeeeean. On a date. And Sammy's little FACE. *loves*
VAMPIRES & WEREWOLVES & ZOMBIES OH MY. ♥
YAY YAY HAND-TO-HAND FIGHTING. MMPH DEAN. Haha, epic failure to jump the fence.
INTERMISSION, KIDS. I fucking love Kripke for giving us this.
"Course, this one's way more buckets of crazy." Because this is SO UNUSUAL for you boys.
"Hmm. No, the X-Files is a TV show. This is real."
MINA. MR. HARKER. My not-so-inner geek is so happy right now.
DEAN. You're almost acting... not self-loathing!! KEEP IT UP.
The thunder when they kiss. Awww.
"...Yeah. Stay for a drink." STOP COCKBLOCKING VIRGIN!DEAN.
Um. Music? What just happened?
"NO. IT'S NOT." SAMMY YOUR FACE.
My first thought was that virgin!Dean couldn't hold his alcohol. Sam would never, ever let him live that down.
"END SCENE." I have no idea why this nonsense makes me so happy. But it DOES. ♥ SHOW.
Jensen has the best WTF face. And his little chuckle!
REACH A LITTLE MORE SLOWLY THERE DRACULA, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE MOVING BACKWARD YET.
...he ordered pizza. And he has a coupon. I kinda love him.
"We are having... PIZZA." Dun dun dun!!
Emo!Dracula really needs to talk to Sammy. They could wear black turtlenecks and read each other poetry.
...WAIT. HE IS WEARING LEDERHOSEN. At first I thought I was just imagining it, but! DEAN WINCHESTER IS WEARING LEDERHOSEN.
I very much approve of pretty girls in beautiful dresses who can shoot. VERY MUCH.
Ridiculously-long-soliloquies while on the brink of death FTW! Yay cliches!
Sammy's AWKWARD faces!! AND DEAN FINALLY GOT LAID. That has to be the longest he's waited for sex since he was 15. Except this is apparently like his XX-chromosome virginity because there has obviously been lots and lots of frantic, life-affirming sex with Sam lately.
SAMMY KNOWS DEAN BETTER THAN DEAN KNOWS DEAN. Dean is SO SURE that he knows better than his little brother and Sammy just knows him better than everything ever. I FUCKING LOVE THEM. ♥