I was talking to the new counter girl at my Bakery of Crazy, and she is kind of amazing! I already want us to be BFFs, because she is so sweet and smart and - actually, she's pretty much a Mary Sue. But real! Anyway, she's getting married to her college sweetheart in December, so we started talking about guys. She asked me if I was dating anyone, I said no, and she asked why not.
The very first thing my brain came up with? "Because Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles are already fucking each other, and Jensen's too much of a jealous little bitch to share."
THANK YOU, BRAIN-TO-MOUTH FILTERING SYSTEM. You fail me quite frequently, but you did good today. And then there were several instances of surprise!JDM via license plates on the way home. Fandom has completely taken over (and I love it).
ALSO. THIS.
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adfjlkaf ILY JENSEN ACKLES. DOOOOORK. ♥!!
WHERE IS MY CHRIS/JENSEN/ALDIS FIC, PEOPLE. I NEEEEEDS IT. It starts out with Jensen & Aldis just chilling at the beginning of the show, already a couple beers in and talking about how great Chris is up there, how awesome he is. And then they all get on stage together and it's electric, like this INSTANT MUSICAL CHEMISTRY or something okay. And then after the show, they're still partying for Chris' birthday, so they get just a little smashed and end up drunkenly making out and rubbing off on each other because they're just such good friends!
THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED, TRUFAX.