You wanna be on top?
Saturday night I watched the last three eps of BSG S2.5 with southernbangel.
Kara's Tragically Short Stint on New Caprica's Next Top Model
Lee: Kara's long hair is so pretty and flowy. Did she just pop into the corner beauty salon for a weave?
Maren: Hair extensions are the top New Caprican export.
Lee: Unfortunately, Kara made it just past the makeover round on New Caprica's Next Top Model before getting ousted.
Maren-as-Caprica-Tyra: You are fierce, girl, but not in the model way-- you are fierce in the scary. way.
Lee-as-Caprica-Tyra: You just made me pee myself, and that is not acceptable in the fashion industry. You'll have to pack your bag and go back to your tent.
BSG fanfic pet peeves:
1) Kara and Starbuck are not two separate people, unless your plot involves the lovely pilot being zapped by the Xander-splitter. Please stop referring to them in such a way as to imply that the only thing they share are their sparkling green eyes. (And, since when does Starbuck have green eyes? *squints*)
2) Laura fucking Roslin is not geriatric. Bill Adama is not geriatric. Roslin/Adama is not "geriatric porn" or "geriatric romance" or geriatric anything. PLEASE stop.
Some BSG loveliness to make up for the former:
- Three lovely entries to the BSG Ficlet Battle
Kara's Tragically Short Stint on New Caprica's Next Top Model
Lee: Kara's long hair is so pretty and flowy. Did she just pop into the corner beauty salon for a weave?
Maren: Hair extensions are the top New Caprican export.
Lee: Unfortunately, Kara made it just past the makeover round on New Caprica's Next Top Model before getting ousted.
Maren-as-Caprica-Tyra: You are fierce, girl, but not in the model way-- you are fierce in the scary. way.
Lee-as-Caprica-Tyra: You just made me pee myself, and that is not acceptable in the fashion industry. You'll have to pack your bag and go back to your tent.
BSG fanfic pet peeves:
1) Kara and Starbuck are not two separate people, unless your plot involves the lovely pilot being zapped by the Xander-splitter. Please stop referring to them in such a way as to imply that the only thing they share are their sparkling green eyes. (And, since when does Starbuck have green eyes? *squints*)
2) Laura fucking Roslin is not geriatric. Bill Adama is not geriatric. Roslin/Adama is not "geriatric porn" or "geriatric romance" or geriatric anything. PLEASE stop.
Some BSG loveliness to make up for the former:
- Three lovely entries to the BSG Ficlet Battle