OMG..funniest nite of MY life
ok bball game wasnt too great i got wacked in the nose...my nose kills!!
well anyways...after me sam lashely, berkey, and cassie decided to go out to eat and we went to applebee's in milford where sam works (also the petifile dave who we think loves sam)..so we sit down and behind us are another group of 4 teenaged girls all decked out in their schools logo and stuff like us...so we are talkin, laufin we get our food and stuff..then we realize that the lady (old short lil lady) at the bar keeps talkin to the girls behind us and asks them what they do for sports and their teams and how she wants one of their shirts..so naturally we are laufing...so then im like sam move and i pushed her aside and the lady looked STRAIGHT at me and i started crakin up, put sam back in front of me and was like in tears of laughter..the lady was like "what what?"...so we are laufing and stuff and we thing she is leaving NOOOO she comes over to our table and starts talkin to us..shes like "you girls are awful giddy, all i can hear is youlaufing why is that?" so sam says "we have had a lot of sugar"..and by this point me sam and cassie cant hold it in and are like DYING..then she starts telling us about her life and how she used to coach basketball and hockey, and figuringskating hockey haha we didnt get that part..so i said "oo my dad works in framingham" shes like ooo really i worked for the town...then she is like you plya basketball and goes to berkey (reaching over the table).."well your short, im only 4' 9" myself"...i couldnt hold it in it was sooooooooooo funny i just burst out! so she then goes to berkey (who has her camera filming) "are you taking a picture of me, let me see that now!" so berkey tells her she isnt ..and im like spitting out my drink and cassie is practically under teh table by now...so she goes (the lady) "you girls are fucking rude!" now you have to understand this lady must have been like 75 and we are like in tears...so berkey goes "YOU JUST SAID THE F WORD!" so the lady goes "why you never heard that word before"..berkey goes "you cant say that she is wicked religious (pointing to sam)"...so the lady goes "so am i" so sam has to leave the table she is laufing sooo hard (soda came out her nose!!) and she runs to the bathroom..berkey then goes "you cant say that, she is really religious and if your religious you cant do that..the lady goes "im religious too....you have alot to learn hunnie!"..by this time the lady has smacked cassie in the arm like 3 times...so she eventually appolgizes and shakes our hands and cassie stabs her with her fork, unintentionally but it was funny..the lady goes "PUT DOWN THAT FORK AND SHAKE MY HAND!" omg it was soo funny..she leaves adn goes to the girls behind us "i hope your not friends with those girls they were fucking rude"..and SHES the one swearing at us...so cassie goes to the bathroom to find sam STANDING on top of the toilet in the big stall, with it locked shaking!!! because she thought the lady was gonna kill her..i walk in and fell on the ground in soo much pain of laughter it was like doing 1 billion crunches!!! ive never laughed soo much in my life...and the whole time berkey was soo calm she saved our butts but OMG!
that was the funniest nite of my whole entire life
well anyways...after me sam lashely, berkey, and cassie decided to go out to eat and we went to applebee's in milford where sam works (also the petifile dave who we think loves sam)..so we sit down and behind us are another group of 4 teenaged girls all decked out in their schools logo and stuff like us...so we are talkin, laufin we get our food and stuff..then we realize that the lady (old short lil lady) at the bar keeps talkin to the girls behind us and asks them what they do for sports and their teams and how she wants one of their shirts..so naturally we are laufing...so then im like sam move and i pushed her aside and the lady looked STRAIGHT at me and i started crakin up, put sam back in front of me and was like in tears of laughter..the lady was like "what what?"...so we are laufing and stuff and we thing she is leaving NOOOO she comes over to our table and starts talkin to us..shes like "you girls are awful giddy, all i can hear is youlaufing why is that?" so sam says "we have had a lot of sugar"..and by this point me sam and cassie cant hold it in and are like DYING..then she starts telling us about her life and how she used to coach basketball and hockey, and figuringskating hockey haha we didnt get that part..so i said "oo my dad works in framingham" shes like ooo really i worked for the town...then she is like you plya basketball and goes to berkey (reaching over the table).."well your short, im only 4' 9" myself"...i couldnt hold it in it was sooooooooooo funny i just burst out! so she then goes to berkey (who has her camera filming) "are you taking a picture of me, let me see that now!" so berkey tells her she isnt ..and im like spitting out my drink and cassie is practically under teh table by now...so she goes (the lady) "you girls are fucking rude!" now you have to understand this lady must have been like 75 and we are like in tears...so berkey goes "YOU JUST SAID THE F WORD!" so the lady goes "why you never heard that word before"..berkey goes "you cant say that she is wicked religious (pointing to sam)"...so the lady goes "so am i" so sam has to leave the table she is laufing sooo hard (soda came out her nose!!) and she runs to the bathroom..berkey then goes "you cant say that, she is really religious and if your religious you cant do that..the lady goes "im religious too....you have alot to learn hunnie!"..by this time the lady has smacked cassie in the arm like 3 times...so she eventually appolgizes and shakes our hands and cassie stabs her with her fork, unintentionally but it was funny..the lady goes "PUT DOWN THAT FORK AND SHAKE MY HAND!" omg it was soo funny..she leaves adn goes to the girls behind us "i hope your not friends with those girls they were fucking rude"..and SHES the one swearing at us...so cassie goes to the bathroom to find sam STANDING on top of the toilet in the big stall, with it locked shaking!!! because she thought the lady was gonna kill her..i walk in and fell on the ground in soo much pain of laughter it was like doing 1 billion crunches!!! ive never laughed soo much in my life...and the whole time berkey was soo calm she saved our butts but OMG!
that was the funniest nite of my whole entire life