014- [action] Guns are not toys

Jun 06, 2010 17:27


[The great nation of Sealand is in the park today, practicing his marksmanship. But this time he has something better than  a slingshot or a bow. Even the BB gun wasn't this cool. Now he has an actual hunting rifle. Should he have something that dangerous? Of course not! Where did he get it? Well, maybe you should ask him. He has lined up several ( Read more... )

the park, why does he have a rifle, this will not end well, sealand

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numbuh_one June 6 2010, 22:58:33 UTC
[kids with weapons are relevant to Nigel's interests!]

Where did you get that?

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 01:17:42 UTC
The BLU team. They're giving weapons to all the kids. You just gotta ask.

[No, he's not kidding. BLU Sniper and Scout have been passing out guns like candy at an Easter parade.]

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numbuh_one June 7 2010, 04:30:39 UTC
The BLU team? Who are they?

[That sounds useful!]

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 04:34:12 UTC
Some guys who have a whole bunch of weapons and want to teach all the kids in town how to fight.

[Hilariously, Sealand never really questioned their motives. They were like 'Have a knife. And a gun. And a bow. And another gun.' And he was like 'Sweet!']

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numbuh_one June 7 2010, 04:36:32 UTC
[well in his defense it IS pretty sweet]

That's a worthy cause, especially since you never know what could happen in a place like this.

[AND NIGEL HASN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR ANYTHING BAD, lol paranoia]

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 04:43:25 UTC
Take it from me, this place gets real dangerous sometimes. You have to be ready for anything...

[Sealand was in Westport, so he's not arguing with paranoia.]

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numbuh_one June 7 2010, 04:47:26 UTC
I'd like to hear about it, if you don't mind. My team and some of the moonbase operatives have only been here for a few weeks, and though we've already ascertained some important facts, we need to know exactly what we're up against. You seem to have good information.

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 04:58:47 UTC
.......

[He doesn't like talking about it..but...]

You hear about Westport yet?

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numbuh_one June 7 2010, 05:00:06 UTC
Only in passing.

Were you there?

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 05:06:24 UTC
Yeah....I was there. I was trapped there when the road disappeared.

[It's pretty obvious that this memory haunts him]

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numbuh_one June 8 2010, 19:27:50 UTC
[Hmm, decisions. He doesn't want to pressure him, but he does need the information, and he'd really prefer it from a kid's mouth...]

You weren't alone, though, were you? What about other kids, were there any?

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mare_libertas June 9 2010, 06:38:25 UTC
It was mostly adults. But there were other kids there....

But the Hazmats weren't exactly playing favorites. They were attacking anyone they saw...

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numbuh_one June 9 2010, 06:39:48 UTC
Huh? What's a Hazmat?

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mare_libertas June 9 2010, 06:51:00 UTC
They- they looked like people. But they weren't human.

They walked around Westport spraying poison into the air and shooting everyone they saw. And if you shot them back poison gas spewed from the bullet holes. And they just...kept killing everyone.... The only way to save yourself was to hide.

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