005- This was unexpected....

[mare_libertas]

[So after this debacle: http://heartstar-blues.livejournal.com/687.html?thread=23727#t23727  You can all have a crying, panicked Sealand freaking out over your phone. You're welcome.]

I- I didn't mean it, I swear! I-i-it was an accident! He just-!  And he said- !  And the tree-!

[he sounds extremely upset.]

Papa? Mama? I need help........What do I do

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[supersizedpower]

Are you okay?

[mare_libertas]

No! I- I totally just killed someone!

[sobs.]

I don't know what to do!

[supersizedpower]

Hey, come on, I'm sure it's okay.

Where are you?

[mare_libertas]

At home. ummm...1670 Nelson street.

England's not here...

And it's not okay! The guy is dead. On the lawn!

[He's trying to calm down, just not too successfully.]

[supersizedpower]

I'll be right over, okay?

[And true to his word, he'll be there in a few minutes]

Good, he could use a hero right now...although the last hero who showed up is dead.... ^^;

[mare_libertas]

.....okay.

[whimper...]

Here is your corpse.

[heartstar_blues]

______

[supersizedpower]

[Oh, geez. Taking his pulse.]

[mare_libertas]

[He's got the shovel. Is trying to dig a hole. To bury the body in. He is, in fact, dead by the way. Broken neck.]

[supersizedpower]

Whoa, kiddo, slow down. He'll be back tomorrow, you know. That's how it works here.

Now, what happened?

[mare_libertas]

He was yelling at the tree and then we were talking about ☠☠☠☠, and then he said he could fly and he was gonna show me and now he's dead.

[pause...wait. what?]

What do you mean he'll be back? He's not dead?

{ooc: fyi, the ☠☠☠☠ are the captain's horrible censored curse words that he was teaching to Sealand.}

[supersizedpower]

Talking about...

Hey, that's not your fault. He just did something really stupid, sounds like.

Anyway, he...something like that. This place won't let you die for good. It just seems like it for about a day, but tomorrow he'll wake up in bed.

[mare_libertas]

But- but I'm the one who asked to see him flying...

Is he really gonna be okay?

[looks cautiously hopeful.]

[supersizedpower]

And he's the guy who agreed to do it. You could ask to see me jump off a bridge, but I'm not gonna try. Unless I was wearing a parachute and it was really cool. It's not your fault.

He'll really be fine. Do you know his name or where he lives?

[mare_libertas]

Really? Then I didn't kill him? I'm not gonna go to jail or anything?

[aww, he's so relieved..]

Ummm...no. He was in the backyard when I got home. I only talked to him for a few minutes... He called himself the Captain.

[supersizedpower]

No way! This was just an accident, and he's the one at fault.

Anyway...let's see. Thought I'd just take him back home if I knew where he lived, but I've never heard of the guy. Maybe you wanna get back inside, though? He's kinda gross.