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So Im over at Wade's when Mike says that he never has seen Finding Nemo.
Well it must have been an omen for me to go home and get my movie about a fish, because I come home to my mom telling me that Omen wasn't doing well.
Preston, my satanistic feline who loves to stalk my fish, Omen, did just that. But in his process of eyeing poor Omen, he knocked over his bowl & Omen fell out.
My mom found him on the ground, threw him back in the bowl, and Omen swam around for a few minutes.
I came home last night to pick up Finding Nemo and there was Omen, DEAD!
It must have been a sign, because we named him Omen cuz that is Nemo backward.
So my mom tells to me to run to Meijer and buy a new one so Lan wouldn't know the difference. And I decide that I am really tired of cleaning a fishbowl and that she needs to learn about death sometimes.
So here is Lan & my conversation:
"Lonnie, do you see Omen in his bowl?"
"No where is he?"
"Last night Omen died. He isn't in there anymore."
"Is he sleeping?"
"Kind of, like I said, he died. He wont come back anymore."
"Yeah, hes with his friends now. Can we get a new fish?"
Glad I've raised her so right. lmao. My heartless little girl. At least she is not a complete mess all the time like I am.
Off to spend money I dont have.
Peace out.
RIP Omen!
Well it must have been an omen for me to go home and get my movie about a fish, because I come home to my mom telling me that Omen wasn't doing well.
Preston, my satanistic feline who loves to stalk my fish, Omen, did just that. But in his process of eyeing poor Omen, he knocked over his bowl & Omen fell out.
My mom found him on the ground, threw him back in the bowl, and Omen swam around for a few minutes.
I came home last night to pick up Finding Nemo and there was Omen, DEAD!
It must have been a sign, because we named him Omen cuz that is Nemo backward.
So my mom tells to me to run to Meijer and buy a new one so Lan wouldn't know the difference. And I decide that I am really tired of cleaning a fishbowl and that she needs to learn about death sometimes.
So here is Lan & my conversation:
"Lonnie, do you see Omen in his bowl?"
"No where is he?"
"Last night Omen died. He isn't in there anymore."
"Is he sleeping?"
"Kind of, like I said, he died. He wont come back anymore."
"Yeah, hes with his friends now. Can we get a new fish?"
Glad I've raised her so right. lmao. My heartless little girl. At least she is not a complete mess all the time like I am.
Off to spend money I dont have.
Peace out.
RIP Omen!