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Hello.
It appears that I am updating my livejournal.
I know, the phenomenon is too great to overlook Please shield your eyes if pregnant or weak of heart.
How shall I start after such a drought in posting? I suppose I could wittily analyze each aspect of my life, beginning with music and concluding with the topic you would probably scroll straight to in the first place: love. Unfortunately, I have very little entertainment to provide my readers. This leaves me feeling quite insufficient...therefore, I have devised a much more comprehensive plan to inform you of my series of shortcomings..err life.
The Alphabet Game
A. ally / allie / allyson / alyson - which do you like best? (ally is the one i use)
b. boys - since when is it my job to initiate everything? *as jock jams so kindly puts it - be aggressive*
c. counting crows greatest hits cd will never leave the car
d. death cab for cutie is depression on a minor dose of ecstacy
e. emo boys that open doors for you are instantly dateable
f. fun is not reading a risqué Britsh novel at 1 a.m. because everything else has been read 100 times
g. good thai dinners are always followed by great thai donuts
h. hot is Miami in the winter
i. if, preceded by 'what', is a phrase I use too often
j. jenny is a friend of mine (no killers pun intended)
k. kissing is essential (especially if watching garden state)
l. life is a box of chocolates - mine was in the christmas bargain bin
m. mary kate and ashley are my idols
n. never is a naughty word
o. open your eyes rather than your heart, you may find a greater truth
p. piano players are beautiful
q. question only what doesn't already have an answer
r. roll is the best part of rock
s. sex - any commentaries?
t. touch by bright eyes is a really personal song
u. uv radiation failedmy science project
v. vulnerability is only a feeling
w. washing of the hair is highly overrated
x. x-men 2 and its hihgly attractive cast has been in my dvd player for months
y. you are unique ... now try being an individual
z. zebras should not be bred as race horses, frankie muniz!